Do you know who keeps stealing food from the break room?
Nooonzaaah...
I'm asking 'cuz I've had my lunch stolen for the third time now.
It wasn't even that special this time, just a grilled cheese sandwich.
I am mighty tiger!
What?
Well the reason I'm still pissed about this is that the last time
they ate my ENTIRE BAG of chocolate chip cookies!
Now those tasted GOOD...
You know, those Pepperidge Farm ones?
I am ninja!
Heh... yeah, funny.
[breathes deeply]
-I just can't get my mind around this.
I mean who the hell steals food from the people they work with!?
Like a raccoon!
Whooping crane!
-[sighs in disgust]
Whoop!
-You know, considering the times when it's happened...
Whoop!
-I think it must be one of those punks from D-Sector.
Whoop!
-What are you doing?
Whoop!
Whoop.
I am a ninja!
And I'm a ballerina!
Come on, knock it off.
You've been watching too many cartoons or...
something...
Do not MOCK...
...the ninja.
Hiyaaa!
Look...
I know this job gets boring...
and I'm sure acting like a ninja
-Ninja!
is more fun than standing here counting the pigeons.
But you know as well as I do
that Internal Affairs has been doing surprise checks lately.
-Wa jah-sha!
The LAST thing we need
is them writing up your karate moves in the n-
-Ninja moves!
Come on, grow up.
Just cut it out so we don't get in trouble, okay?
[starts making a flurry of high pitched nonsensical noises]
[continues loud noises]
What the hell is wrong with you?
Wiyah-jhaw...
wuyaa!
There must be half a dozen cameras around here!
-WHUA!
You're gonna get us another citation!
Wooaaa...
[starts muttering more nonsense sounds]
[makes louder sounds]
-Come on! Dave!
-Leave these people alone!
-They're just on their way to work!
Wahcheechuchacheechochacheechuwa!
Jesus, do we have to go through this EVERY FRIDAY?
Where you act like a retard, and I have to finish my shift with you?
[continues "ninja" noises]
-I don't BELIEVE this!
-This is so unprofessional!
Yeeeee-ah!
-[shouts] DAVE!
Wi-yi-yah!
Wiyiyaz-JA!
[screams] DAAAAVE!!!
-ji-how...
STOPPP ITTT!!!
-Woo-haaah-YA!
What the hell are you trying to do to us?
We can't get in trouble again!
We've already got a previous susp-
-WUUAAAA!!!
Alright, that's it.
[groans]
[more groans]
-That's right!
That metal helmet of yours conducts electricity pretty good, doesn't it!
-[continues groaning]
-[sighs]
-You're an IDIOT, Dave.
Uh-oh.
[groaning]
-Uh...
-Nothing to see here folks...
-Move along.