1 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,940 Do you know who keeps stealing food from the break room? 2 00:00:20,940 --> 00:00:22,940 Nooonzaaah... 3 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:26,700 I'm asking 'cuz I've had my lunch stolen for the third time now. 4 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:29,790 It wasn't even that special this time, just a grilled cheese sandwich. 5 00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:31,510 I am mighty tiger! 6 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:32,370 What? 7 00:00:32,370 --> 00:00:35,240 Well the reason I'm still pissed about this is that the last time 8 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,040 they ate my ENTIRE BAG of chocolate chip cookies! 9 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,100 Now those tasted GOOD... 10 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:42,540 You know, those Pepperidge Farm ones? 11 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:43,830 I am ninja! 12 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:46,720 Heh... yeah, funny. 13 00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:53,270 [breathes deeply] 14 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:54,080 -I just can't get my mind around this. 15 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,170 I mean who the hell steals food from the people they work with!? 16 00:00:57,170 --> 00:00:58,900 Like a raccoon! 17 00:00:59,870 --> 00:01:01,150 Whooping crane! 18 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:02,550 -[sighs in disgust] 19 00:01:02,710 --> 00:01:03,220 Whoop! 20 00:01:04,050 --> 00:01:04,600 Whoop! 21 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:05,900 Whoop! 22 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,970 -You know, considering the times when it's happened... 23 00:01:06,690 --> 00:01:07,200 Whoop! 24 00:01:07,950 --> 00:01:08,500 Whoop! 25 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:12,220 -I think it must be one of those punks from D-Sector. 26 00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:09,760 Whoop! 27 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,070 Whoop! 28 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:12,600 Whoop! 29 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:13,660 Whoop! 30 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:14,850 Whoop! 31 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:15,970 -What are you doing? 32 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:16,030 Whoop! 33 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:17,530 Whoop. 34 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,210 I am a ninja! 35 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,820 And I'm a ballerina! 36 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:23,910 Come on, knock it off. 37 00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:26,130 You've been watching too many cartoons or... 38 00:01:26,130 --> 00:01:27,170 something... 39 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,060 Do not MOCK... 40 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:30,060 ...the ninja. 41 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,180 Hiyaaa! 42 00:01:33,670 --> 00:01:34,760 Look... 43 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,700 I know this job gets boring... 44 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,400 and I'm sure acting like a ninja 45 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,200 -Ninja! 46 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,950 is more fun than standing here counting the pigeons. 47 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,750 But you know as well as I do 48 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:46,020 that Internal Affairs has been doing surprise checks lately. 49 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,680 -Wa jah-sha! 50 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:47,940 The LAST thing we need 51 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:50,260 is them writing up your karate moves in the n- 52 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,510 -Ninja moves! 53 00:01:52,470 --> 00:01:54,370 Come on, grow up. 54 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:56,980 Just cut it out so we don't get in trouble, okay? 55 00:01:57,510 --> 00:02:01,820 [starts making a flurry of high pitched nonsensical noises] 56 00:02:01,820 --> 00:02:05,050 [continues loud noises] 57 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,850 What the hell is wrong with you? 58 00:02:09,700 --> 00:02:11,360 Wiyah-jhaw... 59 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:12,360 wuyaa! 60 00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:15,540 There must be half a dozen cameras around here! 61 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,480 -WHUA! 62 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:18,600 You're gonna get us another citation! 63 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:20,550 Wooaaa... 64 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:26,080 [starts muttering more nonsense sounds] 65 00:02:26,090 --> 00:02:33,100 [makes louder sounds] 66 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:29,320 -Come on! Dave! 67 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,010 -Leave these people alone! 68 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:32,830 -They're just on their way to work! 69 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:38,560 Wahcheechuchacheechochacheechuwa! 70 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:42,300 Jesus, do we have to go through this EVERY FRIDAY? 71 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:46,120 Where you act like a retard, and I have to finish my shift with you? 72 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:58,450 [continues "ninja" noises] 73 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,780 -I don't BELIEVE this! 74 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:55,700 -This is so unprofessional! 75 00:02:58,530 --> 00:03:00,020 Yeeeee-ah! 76 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,350 -[shouts] DAVE! 77 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,590 Wi-yi-yah! 78 00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:04,000 Wiyiyaz-JA! 79 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,820 [screams] DAAAAVE!!! 80 00:03:04,990 --> 00:03:06,180 -ji-how... 81 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,540 STOPPP ITTT!!! 82 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,850 -Woo-haaah-YA! 83 00:03:16,150 --> 00:03:18,330 What the hell are you trying to do to us? 84 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:20,180 We can't get in trouble again! 85 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:21,680 We've already got a previous susp- 86 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,090 -WUUAAAA!!! 87 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,260 Alright, that's it. 88 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:28,690 [groans] 89 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:31,900 [more groans] 90 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,330 -That's right! 91 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:36,820 That metal helmet of yours conducts electricity pretty good, doesn't it! 92 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:43,950 -[continues groaning] 93 00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:40,480 -[sighs] 94 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,540 -You're an IDIOT, Dave. 95 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:46,940 Uh-oh. 96 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:59,650 [groaning] 97 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:50,130 -Uh... 98 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,020 -Nothing to see here folks... 99 00:03:53,590 --> 00:03:54,810 -Move along.