1 00:00:05,342 --> 00:00:08,129 Subtitles by Joe Castagnin Edited by Seán Mayle and Ross Scott 2 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:17,850 So is it on? 3 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,557 Yeah, start whenever you're ready. 4 00:00:19,558 --> 00:00:21,149 It's recording from that camera up there. 5 00:00:21,150 --> 00:00:22,258 Alright! 6 00:00:22,258 --> 00:00:25,000 Hey folks. I'm Mike, this is my partner Dave. 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:25,500 Hey! 8 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,700 We're part of your local Civil Protection team 9 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:29,015 and with Halloween coming up, 10 00:00:29,016 --> 00:00:31,209 we're here to talk to you about some safety issues. 11 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:31,750 That's right! 12 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:34,350 Now, the first thing we'd like to cover is vandalism. 13 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:38,450 It always goes up around Halloween because young people are out causing trouble 14 00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:40,800 and there's only so much we can do about it. 15 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:44,720 But there's one thing we'd really like to focus on, and that's mailbox bombs. 16 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:48,100 Not only are these illegal, but they're simply dangerous. 17 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:49,600 Yeah, Mike's not kidding. 18 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,800 You can get your hands blown off if you do it wrong 19 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,650 and don't know the stress levels of the container you're using. 20 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:55,700 That too. 21 00:00:55,700 --> 00:01:00,000 It's a felony, you're destroying government property, just don't do it. 22 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,450 Oh yeah, and what you especially shouldn't do is 23 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:05,850 take a 2 liter bottle of chlorine that contains sodium hypochlorate 24 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:08,150 and then mix it with some sugar and water, 25 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,850 because then you're just asking for trouble. 26 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Uh... yeah, that's not a bad point but, uh... 27 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,470 maybe we should, y'know, not tell 'em how to 28 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,530 make bombs in the first place? 29 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:22,152 I don't think that's what the sergeant had in mind 30 00:01:22,153 --> 00:01:23,925 when he asked us to make this video. 31 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:26,670 Well we don't want anybody making one by accident. 32 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:30,600 I don't think that's likely. But uh... moving along... 33 00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:34,350 One thing we need to mention- if you go trick-or-treating, great. 34 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,780 But if you go to anybody's house where they answer the door naked, 35 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,670 please call us immediately. 36 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:43,900 Now, you may think that they're just playing a joke or acting a little weird, but no. 37 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:45,950 It never amounts to anything good. 38 00:01:45,950 --> 00:01:49,000 We find that's usually just the tip of the iceberg with these people. 39 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,620 Oh, man! Like the Arbuckle residence? 40 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:54,120 Where we went in the basement and found those three dead t- 41 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:54,800 Shut up Dave! 42 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,740 Okay, next item is fireworks. 43 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:59,820 Now, you wouldn't think that this would be an issue around this time of year, 44 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:03,360 but we definitely get some related injuries, so be careful. 45 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,650 Yeah, and keep it reasonable, guys. 46 00:02:05,650 --> 00:02:08,900 'Cause if you dissolve Styrofoam in gasoline, then you have napalm 47 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,900 and then there's no end to the kind of hell you can raise with that stuff. 48 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,820 Man, what are you doing? 49 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:14,420 What? 50 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:16,400 You just told them how to make napalm! 51 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,000 I didn't even know how to do that! 52 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,216 Well it's bad news! 53 00:02:19,217 --> 00:02:22,199 If that stuff gets on you while it’s burning, it's NOT coming off. 54 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:25,170 So then why tell them how to make it, genius? 55 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:26,160 Don't give me your crap! 56 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,550 This is a lot better than YOUR idea about werewolf attack prevention! 57 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:30,780 But that's important! 58 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:32,570 Hey, we're still recording guys. 59 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:33,900 Mike, that's retarded. 60 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:34,800 Hey SHUT UP! 61 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,810 My cousin got bit a few years ago by-- [Pounding at door] 62 00:02:37,810 --> 00:02:39,220 Oh what now?! 63 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:41,400 Now we HAVE to start over! 64 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,800 Damnit, we're never gonna finish this thing! 65 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,600 [Pounding continues] 66 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,330 I thought you said nobody was supposed to be coming in here! 67 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:51,940 They're not. We have permission to be here, it's scheduled and everything. 68 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:54,960 Yeah we hear you! Just hold on a minute! 69 00:02:54,960 --> 00:03:00,610 [Pounding gets louder] Do you hear this crap? Who the hell is this?! 70 00:03:00,610 --> 00:03:02,920 If this is some drunk, I'm arresting them. 71 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,310 I don't care how much it delays the end of my shift. 72 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:09,860 Okay, OKAY! What's so friggin' importan- 73 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:12,000 [Crash] [Zombie Roars] 74 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:15,640 What is that?! 75 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,910 Get down! 76 00:03:16,910 --> 00:03:18,920 [Gunshots] [Zombies Scream] 77 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,800 What's going on?! 78 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:26,420 [Dave grunts] [Chairs clatter] 79 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,900 [Camera man screams] 80 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,550 [Zombie sounds continue]