1 00:00:08,821 --> 00:00:12,908 Subtitles by Seán Mayle Edited by Ross Scott 2 00:00:16,328 --> 00:00:19,585 This is SO stupid! 3 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:22,115 Come on man! This is gonna be awesome! 4 00:00:22,146 --> 00:00:26,131 Yeah, well I don't think of dying as being very awesome. 5 00:00:26,188 --> 00:00:30,413 You'll be fine, I have it all worked out. I have the perfect spot to jump off. 6 00:00:30,518 --> 00:00:35,024 Dave! Are you out of your damn mind?! Don't do it! 7 00:00:34,872 --> 00:00:35,858 Why not? 8 00:00:35,752 --> 00:00:38,160 Because you'll get killed, you nutjob! 9 00:00:38,189 --> 00:00:38,566 Huh? 10 00:00:38,816 --> 00:00:43,568 That apparently doesn't bother you any, but I'll feel terrible if that happens. 11 00:00:43,578 --> 00:00:47,354 Especially if it's because of some brain-dead whimsy of yours. 12 00:00:47,307 --> 00:00:53,028 Plus, I don't wanna fill out three hundred paged of paperwork trying to explain this. 13 00:00:53,116 --> 00:00:55,456 If I say that my partner, out of the blue, 14 00:00:55,457 --> 00:00:59,172 decided it would be a fun idea to kill himself right in front of me... 15 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:04,182 ...that's not gonna sound too good. In fact, that'll sound REALLY BAD! 16 00:01:04,206 --> 00:01:05,824 So are you coming, or what? 17 00:01:05,823 --> 00:01:07,898 No, you crazy bastard! 18 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:08,570 Wuss! 19 00:01:08,841 --> 00:01:09,500 Lunatic! 20 00:01:09,824 --> 00:01:12,448 Dude, this is YOUR LOSS. 21 00:01:12,482 --> 00:01:16,507 *train horn* 22 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,063 Come on, I can hear it coming, let's go. 23 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:20,132 No! 24 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:22,587 Fine then. I'll meet you back here. 25 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,332 Enjoy watching... 26 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:29,000 Wuss. 27 00:01:32,865 --> 00:01:33,850 Yeah! 28 00:01:33,995 --> 00:01:35,188 Jesus... 29 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:01,000 You're crazy. 30 00:02:01,142 --> 00:02:04,958 You say that, but you ain't listenin' to what I'm sayin'. 31 00:02:04,993 --> 00:02:07,094 The POINT IS that you can't-- 32 00:02:06,618 --> 00:02:11,236 WHOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO! 33 00:02:07,292 --> 00:02:08,413 -What? 34 00:02:11,068 --> 00:02:12,285 What the hell...? 35 00:03:30,255 --> 00:03:30,750 Woohoo! 36 00:03:42,428 --> 00:03:47,407 [thinking] Oh this is great. It's gonna be dark soon, and Dave's still not back yet. 37 00:03:47,550 --> 00:03:51,300 [thinking] Good job, Mike! You get to tell Command that your partner's missing 38 00:03:51,301 --> 00:03:55,176 [thinking] because he decided to jump off a bridge and go train surfing. 39 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,073 [thinking] Like anyone's going to believe that. 40 00:03:58,251 --> 00:04:01,269 [thinking] Hey, wait a minute, what if he's dead? 41 00:04:01,557 --> 00:04:04,263 [thinking] He could have slipped and got caught under the tracks. 42 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:07,344 [thinking] They'll want my badge for allowing this to happen. 43 00:04:07,345 --> 00:04:10,818 [thinking] Or worse yet, think that I killed him and press charges. 44 00:04:10,986 --> 00:04:11,961 [clears throat] 45 00:04:11,915 --> 00:04:13,772 [thinking] They could hang me for that. 46 00:04:14,094 --> 00:04:16,761 [thinking] Jesus, maybe I shoulda jumped. 47 00:04:16,762 --> 00:04:19,348 [thinking] It would have been quicker than waiting for the noose. 48 00:04:19,576 --> 00:04:20,096 Mike! 49 00:04:20,370 --> 00:04:22,435 Dave! You're not dead! 50 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:23,420 Dude! 51 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,792 I TOLD you it was gonna work! 52 00:04:32,893 --> 00:04:34,717 Well I stand corrected! 53 00:04:34,749 --> 00:04:36,984 Well, you still have a chance to redeem yourself. 54 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,823 The 8:15 should be along here any minute now. 55 00:04:39,824 --> 00:04:41,369 Whoa, now wait a minute... 56 00:04:41,622 --> 00:04:43,768 Oh COME ON, man! 57 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:46,713 Damnit Dave, we don't have time to be taking joyrides! 58 00:04:46,784 --> 00:04:49,922 We're supposed to be on patrol, remember? 59 00:04:49,905 --> 00:04:53,082 Oh yeah? Well I think I've covered a lot more ground than you have. 60 00:04:53,203 --> 00:04:54,739 [exasperated] Aarhhh... 61 00:04:54,699 --> 00:04:58,629 Tell you what; you jump with me, and I'll buy lunch all of next week. 62 00:04:58,561 --> 00:05:01,995 Hey wait, are you serious? All of next week? 63 00:05:01,947 --> 00:05:02,819 Yeah. 64 00:05:02,909 --> 00:05:05,742 *train horn* 65 00:05:06,447 --> 00:05:07,033 Well? 66 00:05:07,262 --> 00:05:08,706 Fine, you're on. 67 00:05:08,919 --> 00:05:11,297 But I want some Chinese food next week. 68 00:05:11,298 --> 00:05:13,351 Some Kung Pao chicken or something... 69 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:14,960 Alright, let's do this! 70 00:05:15,201 --> 00:05:16,675 Moo goo gai pan... 71 00:05:20,081 --> 00:05:21,836 Sweet and sour pork... 72 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,397 Just follow my lead. 73 00:05:25,122 --> 00:05:25,979 Here we go! 74 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,200 Teriyaki... 75 00:05:29,384 --> 00:05:30,706 Mike! You oka-- 76 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,907 [groaning and sobbing] 77 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,835 That was STUPID! 78 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:44,654 [groaning and sobbing] 79 00:05:44,654 --> 00:05:47,472 [deep breaths] DAVE!! 80 00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:52,172 I'm never listening to you again! 81 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,192 [sobbing]