1 00:00:03,241 --> 00:00:05,042 Subtitles by Seán Mayle Edited by Ross Scott 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,033 Hi there. I'm Mike, and this is-- 3 00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:13,242 What are you doing? 4 00:00:13,359 --> 00:00:14,399 Tai chi. 5 00:00:14,437 --> 00:00:16,031 Well cut it out, we're filming! 6 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:16,868 Oh! 7 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,053 Hey folks, I'm Mike, and this is my partner Dave. 8 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:22,828 Hey! 9 00:00:22,849 --> 00:00:25,451 Today we have a question from Jeff McFarland; 10 00:00:25,858 --> 00:00:30,315 "Dear Civil Protection, what is... 'ma-chin-i-ma'?" 11 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:34,868 Umm, I've... I've never even heard of that word. 12 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:36,200 What about you, Dave? 13 00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:37,249 Of course! 14 00:00:37,373 --> 00:00:39,561 Machinima is a torture device that was developed during 15 00:00:39,562 --> 00:00:42,664 the Spanish Inquisition as a means for extracting confessions. 16 00:00:42,817 --> 00:00:43,951 Whoa, really? 17 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,584 Nah, I don't know what it means either. 18 00:00:45,584 --> 00:00:46,726 You had me fooled. 19 00:00:46,735 --> 00:00:48,520 I don't even think it's in the dictionary. 20 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,896 I play Scrabble a lot, and I've never come across it. 21 00:00:50,897 --> 00:00:52,724 Maybe it's some kind of slang. 22 00:00:52,855 --> 00:00:56,260 Oh come on, this had way too many syllables to be a slang word. 23 00:00:56,261 --> 00:00:58,500 It's probably some sort of industry term. 24 00:00:58,671 --> 00:00:59,697 Yeah, probably. 25 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:04,440 Well sorry Jeff, I guess we don't know either. 26 00:01:04,552 --> 00:01:06,671 We're only cops, so I guess you might have to 27 00:01:06,672 --> 00:01:08,706 check with a university or something. 28 00:01:08,842 --> 00:01:10,984 Yeah, but we do hear lots of slang though! 29 00:01:10,985 --> 00:01:13,123 Like 'hydros', know what that means? 30 00:01:13,124 --> 00:01:15,125 I'll give you a hint- it's not water! 31 00:01:15,265 --> 00:01:18,505 [chuckles] Dave here is referring to the street term for 32 00:01:18,506 --> 00:01:21,200 a marijuana joint that's been laced with PCP, 33 00:01:21,201 --> 00:01:22,726 and then soaked in formaldehyde. 34 00:01:22,727 --> 00:01:26,492 Also known as love boats, sherms, clickers, and happy sticks. 35 00:01:26,492 --> 00:01:28,274 It's pretty crazy stuff. 36 00:01:28,275 --> 00:01:31,787 I mean formaldehyde is embalming fluid, for God's sake! 37 00:01:32,117 --> 00:01:34,352 You'd think we're making this up, but we've been finding 38 00:01:34,353 --> 00:01:37,252 plenty of these things frisking people and doing searches. 39 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,243 The idea is that the formaldehyde is used 40 00:01:39,244 --> 00:01:43,039 to mask the smell of the PCP, so it's easier to move through customs. 41 00:01:43,175 --> 00:01:45,545 Lord knows what it does to your brain. 42 00:01:45,549 --> 00:01:48,821 You'll smoke yourself RETARDED with one of those! 43 00:01:48,929 --> 00:01:51,295 Yup. So uh, don't do that. 44 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,099 -Hey Dave. -What? 45 00:01:56,099 --> 00:01:59,300 -You haven't actually smoked any of that crap, have you? -No! 46 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:02,588 Because you were sounding awfully cheerful there talking about it. 47 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,249 Naw man, that stuff's nuts! You know I don't smoke. 48 00:02:05,249 --> 00:02:06,825 Alright, just checking. 49 00:02:06,890 --> 00:02:10,804 Look, I know I like to set fire to things, but smoking's like setting fire to yourself. 50 00:02:10,805 --> 00:02:11,805 That's silly. You're pretty silly sometimes, Mike.