1 00:00:03,927 --> 00:00:09,072 Subtitles by Janet Brotherton Edited by Ross Scott 2 00:00:10,396 --> 00:00:15,544 Mmmm. That was good. Now I need to find a sink- my hands have cheese powder on them. 3 00:00:15,930 --> 00:00:19,263 I can't just wipe them off on somebody else's lab coat like I normally do. 4 00:00:19,774 --> 00:00:22,631 Well, I could use the dead guy's lab coat, but that's not sanitary. 5 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:25,514 Feeling up dead people is how you get germs. 6 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,193 Where am I going? 7 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:29,575 I guess I'll check out that office. 8 00:00:30,596 --> 00:00:32,456 Oh! Is that a shotgun? 9 00:00:33,189 --> 00:00:37,872 Who keeps a shotgun and extra ammo in their office? That's hardcore. 10 00:00:39,268 --> 00:00:40,768 Who's the sheriff, now? 11 00:00:40,803 --> 00:00:42,398 Yeah! 12 00:00:44,361 --> 00:00:46,120 I could do this all day. 13 00:00:48,073 --> 00:00:49,981 I need to find some more stuff to shoot. 14 00:00:50,429 --> 00:00:53,436 Shooting the dead bodies would look cool, but I don't wanna get that stuff on me. 15 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:55,056 Oh, what about that locked door? 16 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:57,417 I'll make a new door with this baby. 17 00:00:57,711 --> 00:01:00,584 Call me Ali Baba. Open sesame! 18 00:01:00,665 --> 00:01:03,577 *shotgun blasts* 19 00:01:04,011 --> 00:01:05,763 Fine, then. Close sesame! 20 00:01:06,429 --> 00:01:09,882 Man, three rounds of buck-shot point blank. What the hell? 21 00:01:10,099 --> 00:01:15,392 It's like one of those doors from "Looney Tunes;" where they blow up the whole building but the door's still standing. 22 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:18,397 I bet it's locked on both sides and nobody has the key. 23 00:01:19,970 --> 00:01:24,666 Let's see. Can I climb up this? I don't think I can. Those edges are slanted. 24 00:01:24,847 --> 00:01:30,504 So even if I could reach it, I'd just slide right off. You'd think they don't want people climbing the elevator shaft. 25 00:01:30,777 --> 00:01:33,553 Well there's a ladder. I can- I can jump that. 26 00:01:33,957 --> 00:01:38,043 I'm gonna need a running start, though. This right here is why you should eat "Wheaties" in the morning. 27 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:42,017 I guess any breakfast is better for you than the two shots of vodka I had. 28 00:01:42,589 --> 00:01:43,789 Whatever, let's do this. 29 00:01:44,088 --> 00:01:46,338 Hoogasaka, hoogasaka, hoo-- 30 00:01:46,515 --> 00:01:47,700 oh shit oh shit oh shi- 31 00:01:47,735 --> 00:01:48,904 *splat* *flatline* 32 00:01:49,312 --> 00:01:54,559 *HEV suit*: HEV activated. Automatic medical systems engaged. 33 00:01:54,928 --> 00:01:59,687 Major fracture detected. Internal bleeding detected 34 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,151 Emergency- User death imminent.