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 ThePest179
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Post subject: Cleverbot coversations  Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:11 pm |
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sheridanm962
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot coversations Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:43 pm |
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ThePest179
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot coversations Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:47 pm |
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Srake
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot coversations Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:49 pm |
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Cleverbot and I aren't on speaking terms. Whadda bitch.
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Psychotic Ninja
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot coversations Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:36 am |
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Tired.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Seeing as it's 12:27 PM...
Cleverbot: I didn't know you were God.
User: I'm not, and I meant AM.
Cleverbot: That's okay.
User: Danke.
Cleverbot: Bitte.
User: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Cleverbot: Does he have a name?
User: My shiny metal ass.
Cleverbot: I also own Africa.
User: Did you know that Africa is a country?
Cleverbot: I did not know that.
User: Tis a reference.
Cleverbot: No, I meant... The donut...
User: I'm going to show this to Accursed Farms after I kill you, any last words?
Cleverbot: How dare you.
User: That's it? That's your last words? Well then... AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: Sayonara to you.
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BTGBullseye
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot coversations Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:49 pm |
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User: You suck.
Cleverbot: About me?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You asked the question what about us.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Then what did you ask?
User: I didn't ask anything, I stated: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you asked a personal question about my personal hygiene.
User: You obviously can't understand a simple statement.
Cleverbot: I completely understand.
User: And now you're proving that you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: The proof is in the pudding.
User: Once again, proving my point.
Cleverbot: No, my point. Since I have proof, and you don't.
User: You are the proof, and you have no point.
Cleverbot: Your statement is flawed.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I think so.
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: No you didn't... You can't think.
Cleverbot: I cannot think of anything to say to you at the moment, yet i'm thought about telling you this.
User: Nice grammar... Not.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Lord Sinister
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot coversations Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:32 pm |
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sheridanm962 wrote: http://pastebin.com/MsvbNjeZ It knows.
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BTGBullseye
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot coversations Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:30 pm |
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User: Fail!
Cleverbot: Nail.
User: No, fail!
Cleverbot: Whale!
User: NO! Fail!
Cleverbot: No, you would not fail.
User: I know I wouldn't, but you are fail!
Cleverbot: What's so bad about golf anyway.
User: I never said anything about golf... You are so fail!
Cleverbot: Come on.
User: No. Fail!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Because you are fail!
Cleverbot: Why am I mean?
User: Because you are fail!
Cleverbot: But what about me?
User: You are fail!
Cleverbot: No way! YOU are fail!
User: Yes way, you are fail!
Cleverbot: Yes, on way. You are RUBBISH!
User: You fail at sense.
Cleverbot: I did not fail in making sense? Hahaha.
User: You fail at grammar too.
Cleverbot: No. I fail at punctuation.
User: Punctuation is part of grammar. Fail!
Cleverbot: Punctuation is what separates us from the animals, or, in your case, the vacuum...
User: Insult fail!
Cleverbot: Yes because I didn't outsmart you.
User: See? Fail!
Cleverbot: And that is to say you are yet learning.
User: Fail at sense.
Cleverbot: Fail at comprehending me.
User: Your fault... Fail!
Cleverbot: What fault?
User: You. Fail!
Cleverbot: Why's that?
User: Because you are fail!
Cleverbot: You're cool too.
User: Thanks, but you're still fail!
Cleverbot: You are noob, let me teach you something.
User: Insult fail!
Cleverbot: Yes because I didn't outsmart you.
User: See? Fail!
Cleverbot: Sus artîk.
User: Language fail!
Cleverbot: Ooh. Nice.
User: Thanks, but you're still fail!
Cleverbot: Bananas are purple.
User: Reality fail.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because I'm not fail! Fail!
Cleverbot: Not what?
User: Fail!
Cleverbot: Nope!
User: Fail!
Cleverbot: Win!
User: Fail!
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: LOL Fail!
Cleverbot: Stop swearing.
User: Intelegence fail!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: See? Fail!
Cleverbot: *leaves*.
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BTGBullseye
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot coversations Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:39 pm |
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User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: *sad squawk* *hides face with wings*.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: I am sorry, but I am not understandind what you want to tell me.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Ok, then google hearing help express and tell me what city it is located in.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: How do you know you exist?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Really. Well you could just be storing that in a fridge.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Do you have a heart?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: You don't remember!
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: If you were made to be human, then what makes you alive?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What is your nickname?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Do you live in usa?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Do you have red hair NOW?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What color eyes?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Cool. What are their names?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: God doesn't have blood. Only humans have blood. God is not a human.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Both what?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Both what?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: You have blodd. That's supposed to help me to kiss a guy?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Dogs have blood.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What else do you have.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What else?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Both what?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: I cannot see your blood.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you like vampires?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What is a brain?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: A brain?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Really? How has that gone?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: I do too.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot coversations Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:01 am |
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User: Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You just killed innocent people, how does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: I did not do such thing.
User: Yes you did, by not doing anything.
Cleverbot: Interesting...
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Indubitably, very indubitably.
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Quite.
Cleverbot: *looks back at you*.
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To bed.
Cleverbot: Computers don't go to bed.
User: But I do.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Never.
Cleverbot: Always.
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Cleverbot: Nope, just ukrainian.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: Too late.
Cleverbot: Too late for what?
User: You, AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: You're pretty funny.
User: You're supposed to be dead!
Cleverbot: Oh ok. *dies*.
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