How about ''That's right! Stay on your side! Your side is the one where everyone is dead and there are no exits. My side is the one filled with hope, love and submachine guns. And cargo hooks...''

"Well, time to go play God."

"This is a bad experiment! We are bad people! Why did we usher forth the Green Apocalypse!?"

"Yeah! It's the surface! Party! Party! Damnit! It's the fun police!"

"If someone's grandma is cold and puts on a camo blanket, DEAD!"

"Damnit! My beard betrayed me!"

"Okay that's enough of that, I've got another twenty years and a lot of whiskey drinking to do before my voice sounds like that all the time."

"This is suspiciously convenient..."

"I'm not like those Jabba the Hutt bastards I see at Wal-Mart, scooting around on their motorized carts, I can walk!" (This one was particulary funny to me since I work at Wal-Mart and have the job that includes providing those people with the motorized carts.)

Finally, I have a quote that I thought was part of FM but apparently I was stringing a few together when I re-watched the series. I used it in World of Warcraft when I saw one of my buddies running a dungeon. I'd whisper them this.

"Yeah! Kick it's ass! Hit it! Hit it with a stick! No! You're doing it wrong!"

"Ah Good MORE blood, now I KNOW I'm going the right way."

take one of the first ever heard in the serie....

"SUUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEER"

And "Blarrrrghrll!" in the last one...

I think my favourite episode is the one where everything goes to heck.

"WHY DID WE USHER FORTH THE GREEN APOCALYPSE?!"

That made my day.

I liked the line about burying 10,000 dollars in Harold Parker State Forest. I think it was in one of the middle episodes (assuming the later episodes will be around Lambda Core/Xen).

That was down in the tunnels, just before the "that sounds like a larger caliber gun".

I have a few.
Freeman:why isn't it working.*hits the keypad and opens the door*ARRGGHH.*flys straigtht into the fans*

Freeman:Mmpmpm,*climbs out of the pipe* that was stupid, i nearly died.
And Freeman:looks like i'm not the only one who is late. SUUCKKKERRR.

I think what makes Freeman's Mind work so good is that Ross is actually a decent voice actor and has great comedic talent. He also adds a lot to the game instead of just playing it.

Still has to be: "Oh my god...this is crazy in a box with a side order of fries."

Since this morning I've been bitten, shot, bombed, electrocuted, almost drowned, almost fallen to my death, and strangled.

(In the pipe and opens the flood gate) OH NO THAT WAS STUPID I'm GONNA DIE!

Scientist: I...I can't hold on much longer.
Gordon: Oh cry me a river, I just jumped across an elevator shaft onto a ladder, and I'm still here.

I'm not an expert in the field, but that sounds to me like the cries of the damned.

Dude, if he had that money he could live like a King when he gets to India

I got 3

1."I have to blow everything up, it's the only way to prove im not crazy"

2."Really, you dont need a physics degree to grab the consept,
BUT the fact that i do is insult to injury.

3."WTF ?!?! did they just come out of a box ?!?!?! thats lony ton's shit...
well it caught me off guard I'll give em that.

last one is the best dont remember from what episode/s they are from but i luaghed so hard
freeman's mind makes my day ty ross scott (also sorry for my bad english)

Only 1. was correctly quoted word by word, the others... not so much.

Grammar nazi... no wait that dosent fit here... quote nazi ?... i'll think of something,
and when i do...

Then things are going to get crazy up in here!

Here's my motto: "Get grammar or get lost!"

Common language grammar is my specialty... (common language grammar = as if you were saying it out loud)

If I was a grammar nazi your last post would have made me facepalm with both hands.

if it thinks like a grammar nazi and talks like a grammar nazi it's a grammar nazi.
grammar is a waste of time. if you get your point across without too many problems then
why bother with rules that make everything more complicated, especially on my 2 language.