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Post subject: What is Heaven?  Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:56 am |
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Same thing as "What is Hell?" but a lot trickier. I challenge you to crete a good Heaven scenario, it's a lot trickier then you think.  . I will post my version/s of it later.
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Luis
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:28 pm |
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Heaven, heaven is an image that your brain creates at full speed when you're about to die. It gives you the illusion that you enter a place with all the elements you've always dreamed, or what people have always told you that heaven is. This to give you a calm, peaceful death where you believe you'll live forever. Your brain even tricks you into believing that several years passed in a matter of seconds (yeah, just like time stretches in Inception) until the day where you decide to cease existing. Then you die thinking that you chose to end your neverending life, thus you have a happy death 
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:28 pm |
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Luis wrote: Heaven, heaven is an image that your brain creates at full speed when you're about to die. It gives you the illusion that you enter a place with all the elements you've always dreamed, or what people have always told you that heaven is. This to give you a calm, peaceful death where you believe you'll live forever. Your brain even tricks you into believing that several years passed in a matter of seconds (yeah, just like time stretches in Inception) until the day where you decide to cease existing. Then you die thinking that you chose to end your neverending life, thus you have a happy death That's pretty good. In one of my versions of heaven to simply put it I become a deity lol. With at least all the Powers God in he Bible has. (Sorry, trying to write this as least offensive as possible, just saying that would be one good idea.)
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:40 pm |
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As narcisist and egocentrical as humans are, it wouldn't be surprising if at the end heaven was represented as a land where you're god, because you've always thought it should be that way 
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''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:52 pm |
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You wake up in a field of green grass with no memories other than this worlds' language. The world is seemingly crafted from the minds of Tolkien and other writers/developers of fantasy. You wake up in a harsh yet beautiful world and choose your path. You can be good, evil, anything. And when your passing finally comes, you wake up in field, with no memory and in a different body. This carries on eternally.
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Alyxx Thorne
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:13 am |
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An MMO without grinding or subscription. Oh wait, that's called Guild Wars 2.
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Obsidian
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:30 am |
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Crack and porno.
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:00 pm |
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I love your honesty 
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"When a son is born, the father will go up to the newborn baby, sword in hand; throwing it down, he says, "I shall not leave you with any property: You have only what you can provide with this weapon."
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:36 am |
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Obsidian wrote: Crack and porno. Can't argue with that...
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Collective Foal
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:17 pm |
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Sex and video games
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A sense of calm runs flush through your body,
Like cool river water, making beautiful sound,
Which forces closed your restless eyes,
Sends chills through your scalp in waves,
And you know this is paradise,
For a lover of music.
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:36 pm |
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I can't think of anything that hasn't already been said...
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:42 pm |
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A sense of calm runs flush through your body,
Like cool river water, making beautiful sound,
Which forces closed your restless eyes,
Sends chills through your scalp in waves,
And you know this is paradise,
For a lover of music.
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:19 pm |
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me. Cause there's a large, out-of-focus monster, roaming the countryside." - Mitch Hedberg
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:44 pm |
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The 3 B's: Beers, Babes, and mechanical Bulls. Psychotic Ninja wrote: I'd still screw that up. Just to see what would happen
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:21 pm |
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Obsidian wrote: The 3 B's: Beers, Babes, and mechanical Bulls. Psychotic Ninja wrote: I'd still screw that up. Just to see what would happen Here you be: http://www.lingolux.com/2011/04/22/tetirs-heaven/
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:10 pm |
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Heaven:
Pic can't be posted due to NSFW...
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:37 pm |
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Psychotic Ninja wrote: Not for me. That removes all the challenge from the game and makes me not to want to play it.
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Post subject: Re: What is Heaven? Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:40 pm |
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danielsangeo wrote: Psychotic Ninja wrote: Not for me. That removes all the challenge from the game and makes me not to want to play it. Then try the Hell version.
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me. Cause there's a large, out-of-focus monster, roaming the countryside." - Mitch Hedberg
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