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 Post subject: WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:22 am 
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Everyone who watches this movie will understand....the movie is called "Watch Me" and it is so bad......it makes The Room look like a golden palace compared to shit

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I've not seen a movie worse than Battlefield: Earth. It would have to be an impressively bad film to be worse than that.

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Any movie that makes "The Room" look good I HAVE TO see


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:15 am 
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MepsiPax187 wrote:
Any movie that makes "The Room" look good I HAVE TO see

I second that. And The Room is bad but somewhat enjoyable.

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I'm not sure how or why, but I've become very tolerant to bad movies over the recent years. I've seen both the Room and Watch Me, and while they're not great, I think I've definitely seen worse, especially in theaters this year (Transformers 3, Mr. Popper's Penguins, and Smurfs all come to mind). Don't even get me started on Sci-Fi Original Creature Feature Movies (or creature feature movies in general). I've seen some that will make people want to see The Room and possibly Watch Me.

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Nothing can beat Transformers 3 or Smurfs 3D in the bad movie department in my opinion.

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Yeah, seriously... then again, it's not like I was expecting much from either movie... still, that doesn't mean the directors can't, you know, actually make a good movie (although Bay might lack the mental capacity to do so...)

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Bay is a great director, but a horrible writer.

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Unfortunately directing is only half the job. Maybe he needs better writers so he can make a movie that's impressive past the explosions.

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Yeah, I think if you had a good script and Bay directing, you'd have a great movie.

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Alyxx wrote:
MepsiPax187 wrote:
Any movie that makes "The Room" look good I HAVE TO see

I second that. And The Room is bad but somewhat enjoyable.

It's enjoyable because of how bad it is.

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Yeah exactly.

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So, how's your sexlife?

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Anyway, if I know to expect a bad movie I think I can actually enjoy it.

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Bad movies are fun to make fun of while watching them. I used to have a group on skype, and we'd watch a movie and make fun of it every so often. Good times!

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Yep, that's why I like bad movies.

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My friend walked out on "The American"

Also, I second Obsidian's creature feature post. Super-Croc VS. Giant Squid (I think that was the title) I didn't even bother watching. I don't watch movies if I know they'll be bad unless I have friends to help me analyze how bad it is. Otherwise, it's a complete waste of my time.

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Asylum movies can be fun watching with friends.

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I kind of wish I recorded the commentary my group and I did on some of those movies. We didn't always watch bad ones, either; we got into a pretty funny conversation regarding family values while watching Toy Story 3.

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When I was in 8th grade, I did a WALL-E's mind commentary. Everybody in my class loved it. They weren't even annoyed that I was talking through the whole movie.

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