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Post some conversations up in here.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
How cool are you?

You: 20% cooler.

Haha I love these. Here's some screenshots of one. This guy made it so easy that I suspected countertrolling.





To any religious among us: Please don't take offense, I just saw a glorious opportunity here and went for it.

I'm a Cristian. :/

Anyway:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Ever get that feeling, someones in the back seat? Frowny Face.

Stranger: Hell yea xD.

You: Rebecca Black.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pretended to be a girl feeling pretty sure he was going to ask for sex, then hilarity ensued.

Stranger: wanna play?
You: of course, i love games.
Stranger: m/f?
You: f, you?
Stranger: m
You: really? okay, so what's the game?
Stranger: roleplay?
You: okay, you be pikachu, and i'll be ash ketchum, sound good?
Stranger: bit weird?
You: wait? i thought you wanted to go on a quest to be a pokemon master....
You: what did you mean role play?
Stranger: sexy roleplay
You: OH, so how does that work? which one is the girl?
Stranger: what age are you?
You: currently, i'm 19. not a lie too. :3
You: so, do you want to be the girl?
Stranger: no i wanna be the one that fucks you
You: a girl can fuck a guy, maybe you should go beyond your boundaries, take a chance, be a man. lol
Stranger: do you wanna fuck me?
You: nope, i'm content with fucking with you until you realize i've been a guy trolling you the whole time. ain't the internet fun?

I had a pokemon battle with a stranger, it was fucking awesome...

Nuff said?

Why are people so not nice to me? D:

*Ponies

And this is one is just kind of wtf:
Question to discuss:
Who is best pony?

Stranger 1: are you serious?

Stranger 1: not a middle aged guy...so no idea

Stranger 2: Sarah jessica parker

Things I hate:
9gaggers on Omegle
4channers on Omegle
ASCII spam after I ask a question
Those god damn captchas I need to fill in before every new chat

I actually got quite interesting conversations. Most of them ended up talking politics or how retarded people are with their ASL shite.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
This race that lasts 1000 years... Will soon be done... Is this a kind of magic?

Stranger 2: Oooh, Queen

Stranger 2: I like you!

Stranger 1: Queeeen baby!

Stranger 2: IT'S A KIND OF MAGIC

Stranger 1: What's your favorite song?

Stranger 2: Maybe We Will Rock You...or Best Friend

Stranger 2: I love them all, though. :S

Stranger 1: Best Friend, nice one

Stranger 2: Fat Bottomed Girls!

Stranger 1: Me too...

Stranger 2: Haha

Stranger 1: Bicycle!

Stranger 2: It's really catchy

Stranger 2: I love Bicycle

Stranger 2: It's so random

Stranger 2: Oooh!

Stranger 2: And Another One Bites the Dust

Stranger 1: Bohemian Raphsody

Stranger 2: Definitely!

Stranger 2: Classic

Stranger 1: Great song

Stranger 2: You're awesome.

Stranger 1: Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy!

Stranger 2: Haha, yeah

Stranger 1: Thanks stranger!

Stranger 1: I feel like listening Under Pressure

Stranger 2: That is AWESOME

Stranger 2: The bassline

Stranger 2: Gods

Stranger 2: It's like sex, but better

Stranger 1: Sex AND chocolate

Stranger 2: YES!

Stranger 1: Where are you from?

Stranger 2: I WANT TO BREAK FREEEE

Stranger 2: England

Stranger 1: One of my dreams

Stranger 2: You?

Stranger 1: Mexico but living in Canada

Stranger 2: Ah, awesome!

Stranger 2: Is it snowing yet?

Stranger 2: It's really warm here. Or it is to me...

Stranger 1: Yes, but this year we had a lot less snow than the past years

Stranger 2: I think this global warming stuff may actually be happening...

Stranger 1: It's actually snowing right now

Stranger 1: Yeah, it looks like november right now

Stranger 2: Oh well, if we're going to die...

Stranger 2: Who Wants to Live Forever anyway?

Stranger 1: Yeah... It's A Hard Life

Stranger 2: And These Are the Days of Our Lives

Stranger 1: But The Show Must Go On

Stranger 2: I just need Somebody to Lovbe

Stranger 2: So Don't Stop Me Now]

Stranger 1: So Do....

Stranger 1: I was writing it...

Stranger 2: Haha, sorry

Stranger 2: I was jumping Headlong into that one

Stranger 1: What an epic conversation

Stranger 1: It's okay

Stranger 2: You gotta Play the Game

Stranger 1: I Want It All

Stranger 1: So Don't Stop Me Now

Stranger 2: I Want to Break Free

Stranger 2: So don't put me Under Pressure

Stranger 2: If you drown me in the Seven Seas of Rhye, Another One Bites the Dust

Stranger 1: Save Me

Stranger 2: With what? A Kind of Magic?

Stranger 2 has disconnected

I actually pity the guy I was playing around with.

I also got to talk with a Mexican living in Canada. The bugger was really into politics. Lol.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: Hoi.
Stranger: m/f?
You: m/f? Hmm. Specify the values of each variable.
Stranger: r u a guy?
You: Perhaps.
You: My reproductive system produces testosterone.
Stranger: so ur a guy
You: Indeed.
Stranger: cool age?
You: Depends on how pedophilic I'm feeling.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh... at yourself.
~Ethel Barrymore



Yes, I realize my attempt at humor is rather... crude.

Well this thread has certainly been entertaining so far. ಠ_ಠ

I might have a go at this just to try being the one sane person on this Omegle. This kind of reminds me of chat roulette, except without the video so it can't be as bad as that.

Omegle has video chat.

I'm not quite sure if you run into people showing their penis every other video chat, though.

Yes. Yes you do. I would NOT recommended it, at least for show on here.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
why is justin bieber so popular?
You: Magic
You: *snort* *snort*
You have disconnected.

Just had a conversation with this guy. Fundamentalist christian. One of the INSANE ones. This guy was no troll, he was the real deal.
Won't post the whole log, because it's so long (about an hour).
To give you a taste, here's the last few lines of an hour long chat.




Seems like the impromptu mention of an invisible elephant is what completely broke him. I've participated in and spectated many conversations like this, and I swear, the religious nut is always the one to disconnect. That disconnection says so much...