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Granted, you stop feeling hungry. You stop eating. Not wanting to eat, because you always feel full, even though you're not, you die of starvation.

 

I wish I could travel through time

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Granted, they are so awful that superheros with better powers come after you out of sheer pity.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

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Granted, but your mind shattered from the knowledge.

 

I wish for an even better thermal adaptability than what I have right now.

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Granted,but you feel nothing.No cold and no warmth.

 

I wish my food could talk to me.

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Granted but it only lasts a few seconds, before everything goes back to normal, the way it was before the Dragonpocalypse hit.

 

 

I wish a corrupt politician became president forever.

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Granted, nothing makes you laugh. Ever again.

 

Granted, it's so comfy it sucks you in, absorbs you, and you can never leave.

There was a movie with that premise, I think it was called "Death Bed" or something!

 

I wish people would stop telling me to get a driving licence.

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Granted, but this year all of your loved ones simultaneously get the idea to give you a car for christmas. You now own dozens of cars you can't use!

 

I wish I was the world's greatest didgeridoo player.

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Granted,but the didgeridoo gets stuck on your mouth forever.

 

I wish I had a bag of peanuts.

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Granted, but your mind's an immature asshole, and turns your facial hair into things like a dick, the Hitler 'Stache, among other things.

 

I wish customers stopped coming in in the fucking morning on Saturdays.

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