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Granted but now the game just runs slow in game runs slow in general.

 

I wish I could understand Blue's posts. O_o

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(illogical; but corruptible)^

wish granted, but the wish that wished what you wished for wished that you were only 2 millimeters tall.

 

i wish that i had my pilot's license.

 

edit: thanks for making the word "wish" sound really weird to me.

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Wish granted, but it expired ten years ago.

 

 

I wish that Chocobos were real.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Wish granted, but the "chocolate" came from a dog's ass.

 

I wish I had a million dollars.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Granted, but it's monopoly money.

 

I wish I had better everything than everyone.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but it's got a new strain of rabies that makes it grow to be as big as your house, have 2 foot thick titanium-niobium alloy armor plates over it's entire body, shoot lasers from it's eyes, fart napalm, and drool acid. Oh, and it hates you, but loves me.

 

I wish that I was worse off than I am now...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but you don't get to post wishes that are difficult to think of answers to ever again.

 

I wish I had a better job.

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Granted, but you get fired within 3 days due to the company going bankrupt.

 

I wish everyone but me was better off.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but you are still not happy with that result.

 

I wish an alien ship landed on my backyard.

I bring you mortal danger and cookies. Not necessarily in that order.

http://www.youtube.com/jclc

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Granted, but it crashed into the ground at such high speeds that it totally disintegrated and nothing was left of it.

 

I wish I didn't procrastinate all the time.

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Granted, but now you may never post in this thread without breaking the laws of nature.

 

I wish for Wilford Brimley to stop eating ice cream and apple pie.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Granted, now he eats people who wanted/wished for him to stop eating ice cream and apple pie.

 

 

I wish to be as smart as Adrian Monk.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Granted, but you're now a vegetable.

 

I wish more people from this forum would use my dedicated server.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but an army of Bronies swarm it.

 

I wish the average person in my city wouldn't be a glutton who does nothing but play games like World of Warcraft.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Granted, instead they play CoD:MW2...

 

I wish I had more things to wish for.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but they negatively affect you.

 

I wish people could stop making reading sound so important (they make it sound as if you can sound like Blue after reading some book intended for 5th graders).

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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