Jump to content

"Corrupt a Wish"

Recommended Posts

Granted, but every time you shout, someone nearby goes deaf.

 

I wish I was a dragon! :D

"Ross, this is nothing. WHAT YOU NEED to be playing is S***flinger 5000." - Ross Scott talking about himself.

-------

PM me if you have any questions or concerns! :D

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, you're a komodo dragon, in the crappiest zoo in the world.

 

 

I wish I had my drawing skills back.

Quote

"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, and you can now draw perfectly in whatever style you want. But you can only utilize this when drawing really cringey and/or obscene requests.

 

I wish for a 3D printer capable of printing in any realistically possible material.

I see everything.

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but your printer develops a bug a can only print the face from Munch's 'The Scream'.

 

I wish I could grow a decent beard.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but the rest of your hair falls out. As do your fingernails and toenails.

 

I wish I could find the perfect burrito.

The Official Accursed Farms Subtitles Compendium: https://goo.gl/aTBvzj

--

Project Manager for Ross's Movie

Share this post


Link to post

Granted but it never works when you use it.

 

I wish I had a portal gun and long fall boots.

Quote

"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but the portal gun leaks subatomic particles that may or may not cause cancer and the long fall boots are only guaranteed to keep you alive, not save your ankles.

 

I wish for a Swiss Army Knife that will always have the tool I need somewhere inside it.

I see everything.

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but you'll never be able to find the tool you require when you need it.

 

I wish I could have a pet Lamarr.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but it was never defanged, and it eats you.

 

I wish all corruption everywhere would permanently go away.

bi ti ʤi ˈbulzaɪ

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but new corruption takes its place.

 

I wish BTG couldn't make loophole wishes anymore.

Quote

"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, the term loophole no longer applies to me or anything I say.

 

I wish people would think about the consequences of their actions.

bi ti ʤi ˈbulzaɪ

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but then they stop thinking about the good of their actions.

 

I wish I was graduated and out of school.

"Ross, this is nothing. WHAT YOU NEED to be playing is S***flinger 5000." - Ross Scott talking about himself.

-------

PM me if you have any questions or concerns! :D

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but due to unforeseen circumstances, all documented evidence of your graduation vanishes.

 

I wish I could liquefy all samples of cheese around me in a 635 meter radius.

I see everything.

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but an unfortunate side effect of the liquefaction is that it all turns into a sea of molten Limburger.

 

I wish my neighbors would observe the quiet hours of 10PM-6AM rule.

The Official Accursed Farms Subtitles Compendium: https://goo.gl/aTBvzj

--

Project Manager for Ross's Movie

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but at both 9PM and 6AM there is an hour-long cacophonous orgy from your neighbours.

 

I wish wisdom teeth weren't so troublesome.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but now all other teeth is worse.

 

 

I wish I could play Final Fantasy 7 for the first time again (I know nothing about the game, and found zero spoilers online and offline).

Quote

"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but it's now the worst game in existence, and you will never know otherwise.

 

I wish there were more good games and movies.

bi ti ʤi ˈbulzaɪ

Share this post


Link to post

Granted, but only you find them to be good - they are universally panned, and no-one will change their mind.

 

I wish I was currently standing up.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

Share this post


Link to post

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in the community.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...

This website uses cookies, as do most websites since the 90s. By using this site, you consent to cookies. We have to say this or we get in trouble. Learn more.