"Corrupt a Wish"

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you suddenly become unable to orgasm for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had more (non-mac) computers...

[Blightmare]

Granted but they don't work.

 

I wish my mac could play games as well and smooth as my ASUS.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but then again, it's still a mac...

 

I wish that I would wish for an awesome wish that wouldn't be a corruptible wish.

[Blightmare]

Granted, but then again, it's still a mac...

haha, so? if it played all my games, then I have 0 use for a pc.

 

granted but then you don't have the right to post it.

[Psychotic Ninja]

YOU NEED A GORRAM WISH!

[Epsilon]

Granted, but blightmare and Axeldeath (Axeldeath only did it once... I think) should PLEASE stay on topic.

 

I wish the verbose meme could be more popular.

[Silverbullet]

Granted, but every other meme you like becomes nonexistent.

I wish I had 50 trillion dollars.

[Blightmare]

Granted, but blightmare and Axeldeath (Axeldeath only did it once... I think) should PLEASE stay on topic.

 

I wish the verbose meme could be more popular.

 

When have I gone off topic here? I always follow up with what's needed for the topic, anyways.

 

granted. In monopoly money.

 

I wish I had 50 million REAL US dollars.

[Axeldeath]

Granted, but US money is worth even less than it is now.

 

I wish that every single thread on this forum would go eternally off-topic.

[Blightmare]

Granted but then they all get deleted.

 

I wish Google found the correct material for my searches.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but the link for the website will take you to a gay porn site full of spywares and malwares.

 

Wish someone would ubercharge me when im playing as a spy.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but you get juggled by a good Soldier.

 

I wish I could airshot better.

 

Granted, but blightmare and Axeldeath (Axeldeath only did it once... I think) should PLEASE stay on topic.

 

I wish the verbose meme could be more popular.

 

When have I gone off topic here? I always follow up with what's needed for the topic, anyways.

 

granted. In monopoly money.

 

I wish I had 50 million REAL US dollars.

 

Once on the fifth page.

[Axeldeath]

Granted but you don't kill anyone and you never get ubercharged again.

 

I wish paper wasn't paper.

[Blightmare]

Once on the fifth page.

 

lol once. ONCE.

 

Granted, but it's now cardboard.

 

I wish there was good breakfast food in the house.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but the government has taken your house

 

I wish christmas was an Islamic holiday

[Blightmare]

Granted but you still don't celebrate it.

 

I wish Port-o-Potties didn't cause insta-constipation on first sight.

[Axeldeath]

Granted, now you are constantly constipated.

 

I wish Half Life 3 was released tomorrow and I bought it to find that it was the best game I'd ever played.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but it breaks

 

I wish I could control time like blinx

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but it's just the ability to change time on clocks.

 

 

I wish Minecraft was free.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but it has a lot of bugs

 

I wish I could visit game universes