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Are you a lady or a gentleman.

Are you male or female?  

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  1. 1. Are you male or female?

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    • Female
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    • Some kind of variant
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I sexually identify as an Apache2 web server

 

Oh yeah, well say hello to my little friend who identifies as a computer Virus

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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I sexually identify as a dead joke that people for whatever reason still think is funny the millionth time.

the name's riley

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If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

 

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;

If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

 

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

 

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,

And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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After a long, arduous journey in the search to find meaning, I made a grand discovery.

 

I am, deep inside... a Goliath birdeater.

 

I know, I know, it's hard to handle. But in time, I hope you'll learn to love and accept me for who I am. Don't be afraid, I won't step on you, but I might feed you to my hatchlings.

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There are four lights!

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Well you are a beautiful bird then!

A goliath birdeater is a spider

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the name's riley

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After a long, arduous journey in the search to find meaning, I made a grand discovery in my search to find meaning.

tfw repetition

There are four lights!

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