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Today I learned that we can send private messages to ourselves.

source: accursed farms?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that AF is an excellent place to farm souls off those who have been ninja'd. Never before have I been able to gain this many soul levels in a single day. Praise the sun!

 

Your devoted, unofficial official student,

Obsidian, otherwise known as Sydney, fan of the great Wanderer Chesty La Rue!

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Today I learned that eBay sellers can cancel auctions after I've paid and give me a delayed refund for a made up reason, just because they didn't get enough money. Pfft.

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Today I learned that running up to somone and touching them sexually is wrong....

Source: The Taser marks hurt...

This is the end of the line, and I'll rip you apart for what's inside.

Compensating wealth for what's more and more worthlessness.

The end of fear, the end of your life, I'll kill you right now, fucking die.

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Today I learned that, the front door locks itself even if you leave it unlocked, thus it's a one-way door, so, if you leave out of that door, like I did to get the mail, make sure you have another way of getting back in, which I didn't. (I had to wait about 30 minutes before someone could come home with a garage door opener.)

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Today I learned that if your hand has enough water on it you can punch thing's as hard as you want and it doesn't hurt until you put your hand back in the water.

Today I learned that I don't understand this post at all!!!

"When a son is born, the father will go up to the newborn baby, sword in hand; throwing it down, he says, "I shall not leave you with any property: You have only what you can provide with this weapon."

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