Count to 1,000,000

[Psychotic Ninja]

2161 - Everything's back to the way it was meant to be, including the ending of The Simpsons, which people realize should have ended in the early 2000's.

[scott155]

2162 - The Hans Moleman show emerges to replace The Simpsons.

[BTGBullseye]

2163 - The Moleman show is cancelled and replaced by a reimagining of The Simpsons in '4D'. (it's really just a gimmick where you literally are one of the characters, mentally, for the duration of the holographic 'show')

[ThePest179]

2164-Everything becomes as it was in 1964.

[BTGBullseye]

2165 - Everything becomes like 2166.

[scott155]

2166 - Everything becomes like 2166

[BTGBullseye]

2167 - Weird Al Yankovic's corpse is reanimated so that he can perform Amish Paradise live.

[Professor Vex]

2168 - A set of revolvers are made that are so bad ass all wars halt for a trip to the gun store.

[BTGBullseye]

2169 - This thread is revived to post the 1,000,000th number.

[scott155]

2170 - Ross is brought back from the dead to do Freeman's Mind for Half life 3 a few years after it's release.

[Professor Vex]

2171 - Someone finds Atlantis, but it's buried under a giant pile of lost socks, pens, lighters, wallets, keys, remotes, and Soviet nukes.

[BTGBullseye]

2172 - The Soviet Nukes found in 2171 all go missing again.

[danielsangeo]

2173 - Zeldaists, the religion founded from the Legend of Zelda series of video games, gains worldwide prominence when the nation of East Africa nominates a Zeldaist Prime Minister by the name of Madame Impa.

[Professor Vex]

2174 - 4chan is temporarily rebooted to figure out how to Triforce, millions delete system 32.

[BTGBullseye]

2175 - People see that it's only 25 years until 2200, and they all freak out because that's exactly half of 4400.

[Alyxx Thorne]

2176

[Psychotic Ninja]

2177 - Retail stores around the world, for the first time ever, put off putting up Christmas decorations until December.

[BTGBullseye]

2178 - Antarctica's population reaches 5000.

[Accursed Forums User]

2179- Ellen Ripley and Jones awaken after fifty-seven years of hypersleep.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2180 - Something wicked this way comes.