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2742 - A 10 year long lecture starts over because someone died.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2743 - the 726 year lecture finally comes to an end

Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

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2744 - Jifarbarkiquleleamomion is elected President of the galaxy #Notmypresident

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2745 — Jifarbarkiquleleamomion is discontinued as a possible name for children to be named in Iceland.

This random YouTuber is getting laid with random hot dudes, and is basically the worst person in existence. Why? Just watch the free video.

Red and yellow do go together.

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2746 - Humans start calling Jifarbariquleleamomion Jeff for short. And because they can't pronounce the name.

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2747 - Everyone who can pronounce Jifarbariquleleamomion's full name right is promoted to a high-status citizen with privileges. At the moment there is zero of those citizens

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Favorite game: Quake 1.

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2749 - Previously known but ancient technology rediscovered. Tamagotchis once again the biggest craze since the 1990's

Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

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2750 - Digimon reboot made possible because of Tamagotchi craze.

 

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Digimon Adventure Tri spoilers/reference

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2753 - A mishap with the fabric of time caused a small paradox that skipped to five years later. Luckily two humans, a regular guy and a fumbling professor, created their own time machine and fixed the mishap.

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I honestly don't know how I didn't notice that...

 

2754 - After a minor Time Compression, time has started to correct itself, however this creates a time rift, and now some people swear The Simpsons had their final season, and others swear Pokemon had there final season a couple of years back.

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2757 — "Last Year" nostalgia rushes over the populace and Family Guy is brought back from the dead.

This random YouTuber is getting laid with random hot dudes, and is basically the worst person in existence. Why? Just watch the free video.

Red and yellow do go together.

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2758 - The Silver Age of Netheril commences

Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

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