Count to 1,000,000

[Psychotic Ninja]

(Props for the mention of Animorphs)

 

2822 - Furry robots are now a thing

[Zaraki]

2823 - Furry robots have developed technology allowing them to transform at will.

[Selous Templar]

2824 - Furry robots recreate humans in their image as sex slaves.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2825 - The Born Again humans rebel against their robot masters.

[Selous Templar]

2826 - The Human Furry-Robot war is now planet-scale, with Furry Robots being driven back into the Stone ages.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2827 - The furry robots are now made out of stone.

[Selous Templar]

2828 - Humanity wins the War when it's dicovered that the Stone Furry Robots crumble into ash when the sun shines on them.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2829 - While Born Again humans are celebrating their victory over the stoned robots, they're invaded by an alien. Not much is known.

[Selous Templar]

2830 - The Alien is slowly gathering data upon humanity secretly, while Humanity rebuilds their empire and reproduces to get their population back in order.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2831 - The humans are still unaware the Alien exists, as he's learned to disguise/mimic them flawlessly.

[Selous Templar]

2832 - John Carpenter's "They Live" basically happens

[Psychotic Ninja]

2833 - A clone of Tommy Wiseau is created

[Selous Templar]

2834 - the sequel to "The Room" is made. Wins 15 Oscars and is considered the greatest film ever made

[Psychotic Ninja]

2835 - The Oscars go to Tommy Wiseau Clone's head, and he commits suicide.

[Selous Templar]

2836 - The world keeps spinning. Fusion is created at last, and the entire world can now develop space ships

[Psychotic Ninja]

2837 - Man finds out there was life on Mars.

[Selous Templar]

2838 - Mankind gets their asses to mars.

[Alyxx Thorne]

2839 Womankind gets their asses to Venus

[ScottD.Betson]

2840

We WIN

[Psychotic Ninja]

2841 - On April 9th, one Hubert J. Farnsworth is born in a prison.