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2822 - Furry robots are now a thing

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2823 - Furry robots have developed technology allowing them to transform at will.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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2826 - The Human Furry-Robot war is now planet-scale, with Furry Robots being driven back into the Stone ages.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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2828 - Humanity wins the War when it's dicovered that the Stone Furry Robots crumble into ash when the sun shines on them.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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2829 - While Born Again humans are celebrating their victory over the stoned robots, they're invaded by an alien. Not much is known.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2830 - The Alien is slowly gathering data upon humanity secretly, while Humanity rebuilds their empire and reproduces to get their population back in order.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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2831 - The humans are still unaware the Alien exists, as he's learned to disguise/mimic them flawlessly.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2834 - the sequel to "The Room" is made. Wins 15 Oscars and is considered the greatest film ever made

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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2835 - The Oscars go to Tommy Wiseau Clone's head, and he commits suicide.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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2836 - The world keeps spinning. Fusion is created at last, and the entire world can now develop space ships

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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2840

We WIN

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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