Count to 1,000,000

[Psychotic Ninja]

2900 - Ogden Wernstrom given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.

[Selous Templar]

2901 - Selous Templar's new show "Electric Bogaloo Hour" hits an all time high in ratings when Miss Universe champion Alyxx Thorne stars in one of the episodes. With her depiction as Catherine Tramell, the ratings even surpass MLP

[Alyxx Thorne]

2902 - Alyxx Thorne leaves the show to pursue a career in adult entertainment

[Selous Templar]

2903 - Alyxx Thorne becomes the biggest star in the galaxy, and now 100 years in a row Miss Universe Champion for her stunning performance in the Adult film "Emmanuelle: Galaxy of Pleasure"

[Alyxx Thorne]

2904 - Alyxx Thorne starts a career dubbing anime

[Selous Templar]

2905 - The entire galaxy is watching amine.

[HGARR]

2906 - Birth Rates are at an all time low due to everyone fapping to Hentai

[Selous Templar]

2907 - God Emperor Trump installs human breeding facilities to repopulate the galaxy with humans after a near death experience from humanity watching too much hentai

[Alyxx Thorne]

2908 - Alyxx is chosen as the mother of the human species

[Zaraki]

2909 - BD Denton is born.

[Alyxx Thorne]

2910 - Inbreeding becomes a problem. But nobody really cares.

[Selous Templar]

2911 - The Warp is discovered and Daemons now exist in the galaxy.

[Zaraki]

2912 - Orks and Tyranids enter the Warp,fighting the Forces Of Chaos and each other in a stalemate.

[Selous Templar]

2913 - the God Emperor Trump drinks the machina potion, and becomes a spiritual god like entity, and takes the fight to the forces of chaos personally in what will be known as the Trump Crusade.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2914 -Two years after the Land Titanic's tragic sinking, that killed two thousand people.

[Selous Templar]

2915 - Fhlostan Paradise sets sale with the amazing Ruby Rhod on board.

[HGARR]

2916

 

Galactic peace is acheived, and so nothing interesting happens.

[Selous Templar]

2917 - Selous Templar finally turns human again after an agonising long time as a horse.

Proceeds to commit intergalactic genocide of bronies

[HGARR]

2918

Bronies learn the hard way that loving and tolerating the shit out of their enemies doesn't work in the real world.

[Selous Templar]

2919 - All bronies have been genocided out of existence by Selous Templar. About half the galaxy who actually cared all cheered.