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1) This sentence.

2) And this one.

3) And this one.

4) But not this one.

5) That one was actually Jackie Chan.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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1. Ogremoch

2. Imix

3. Yan-C-Bin

4. Olhydra

5. Tharizdun

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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1. A giant wolf that has avocados in its mouth.

2. Five scorpions crawling on your bed.

3. That song that came on in the club which caused you to flail about madly.

4. That asian dude who says 'herro' as you pass him in the street.

5. Seriously, that's a bit racist.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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1. BTGBullseye being an avowed numerophile.

2. Jeb_CC being rather animated and kawaii.

3. Seattleite being disparaging about Fallout 4.

4. Ross Scott being like a second father figure to me.

5. Binky The Rabbit being A MASSIVE RACIST.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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1. Flash Gordon.

2. Gordon Freeman.

3. Morgan Freeman.

4. Morgan Motor Company.

5. Ford Motor Company.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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1. 00101110

2. 10221010

3. 13002133

4. 04211300

5. 55245310

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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1. Dan Flavin

2. Dan Perfect

3. Dan Baldwin

4. Dan Webb

5. Danh Vō

 

The last one I'll admit was cheating slightly.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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1. Binky The Rabbit being A MASSIVE RACIST.

2. Binky The Rabbit being A GIANT POTATO.

3. Binky The Rabbit abusing the quote feature.

4. Binky The Rabbit messing with my name

5. Binky The Rabbit being up at 2am because his flatmate had a drinking party in the living room.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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1/ a bowl of guacamole

2/ seasoned French fries

3/ snorkeling in the Pacific

4/ pregnant yak reading spaghetti

5/ spoiled princess

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1. Ava

2. Eva

3. Iva

4. Ova

5. Uva

 

1. Binky The Rabbit being A MASSIVE RACIST.
2. Binky The Rabbit being A GIANT POTATO.
3. Binky The Rabbit abusing the quote feature.
4. Binky The Rabbit messing with my name
5. Binky The Rabbit being up at 2am because his flatmate had a drinking party in the living room.

 

Whilst there is well established correlation between national socialism and root vegetables, I refute the claim that I accused you of being a Potato sapiens.

 

:3

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Whilst there is well established correlation between national socialism and root vegetables, I refute the claim that I accused you of being a Potato sapiens.

Oh man, you gave me a proper belly laugh! :lol:

 

OT: 1) A carefully arranged set of fine China.

2) Five street cats having a stand-off.

3) The Pineapple Express.

4) Real Madrid scoring 0-0 against Man City.

5) Scotland losing the Calcutta Cup. Again.

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1.) My opinion

2.) Your opinion

3.) His opinion

4.) Her opinion

5.) Jackie Chan's opinion

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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