False Quotes

[Pinkie Pie]

Epitaph, will be my confusion.

[Axeldeath]

Im dur bist @speling

[Pinkie Pie]

You are so great at spelling Pinkie.

 

Why yes I am Axeldeath. Thank you for noticing!

[Axeldeath]

[Arby]

cjmncdjjffejllefijidfjiejhiljiocefjihj? I know right? You all know it has to be true don't you? so oviobious tangerine foil defendsed +2

[Psychotic Ninja]

I aim to behave.

[alphabetagamma]

ohai alyx

[Axeldeath]

Ponies. All day, every day.

[Jek Jek Roo]

I'm Aussie IRL

[Collective Foal]

I'm so jealous of how cool Zach is. He gets to play airsoft today

 

It's all good bro. You'll eventually have a life as awesome as mine. Keep working at it

[Psychotic Ninja]

I don't need a grappling hook.

[Collective Foal]

Why did I ever even consider going to piloting school? Physicists require much more physical fitness than pilots.

[Axeldeath]

I'm a closet brony

[Pinkie Pie]

Always tell me the odds 3P0. Like, literally every fucking time.

[Psychotic Ninja]

No really guys, I'm cancelling Freeman's Mind and Civil Protection, this is not an April Fool's joke or anything.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Username is so damn awesome

[Arby]

Half-Life 2: Episode 3 is scheduled for an early 2012 release

[Collective Foal]

We have decided to devote a larger portion of the Valve team to alpha testing weapons, then releasing them into the beta before they even go near the full release game of Team Fortress 2. We will also release less promotional items and more major content packages, including lots of professionally made maps and outstanding community maps. We will not leave TF2 abandoned and dying. We will try our best to keep it alive and balanced for as long as possible.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I secretly perm-banned EnviMea.

[Collective Foal]

My favorite artist by far, has to be Justin Beiber.