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"This would've been real fuckin' nice from the point I first reached the goddamn surface."

 

He somehow acquires the Sniper Rifle from HL:OP4

the name's riley

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"Right... Another useless hunk of metal for me to carry around. Wait, where am I putting all of my guns right NOW?!?"

 

He manages to commandeer a tank...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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He tries ramming it through the first wall he thinks will lead to freedom only to throw a track.

 

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He finds a society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer.

"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

 

"Does my beard intimidate you?"

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"I KNEW IT!!! DIE YOU MOTHERS!!!"

 

He suddenly appears in the depository behind the guy that's going to assassinate Kennedy...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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"Dude, why are you even doing this? As soon as you kill him, they'll just replace him with someone else anyway."

 

When the crane at the beginning of Highway 17 drops him into the antlion swarm below.

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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"WHAT THE FUCK! A weak little 'sorry doctor Freeman'?!? I could have DIED! That was a 30 foot drop in a makeshift car that HAS NO AIRBAGS! AND WHERE ARE ALL THESE DAMN BUGS COMING FROM!?!"

 

He's being hunted by the Striders in C17...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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"Okay, stay calm. Where's a flea collar when you need one!? ..."

 

 

 

He sees DOG for the first time.

"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

 

"Does my beard intimidate you?"

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