Jump to content

What's the Avatar Above You Saying?

Recommended Posts

(After having sex)

Oh cherry boy, you were like a wild stallion, like a set of pistons in an ocean liner engine,

and the things you can do with Alphabetti Spaghetti!

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

Share this post


Link to post

"So uhm... would you like to see my sword?"

 

(After having sex)

Oh cherry boy, you were like a wild stallion, like a set of pistons in an ocean liner engine,

and the things you can do with Alphabetti Spaghetti!

IgpXkay9qMU

Game developments at http://nukedprotons.blogspot.com
I also write content at http://www.bagogames.com

Check out my music at http://technomancer.bandcamp.com

Share this post


Link to post

Why yes, I have many... "Talents". For just $9.95 an hour I can show you all of my glorious "Talents..."

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

Share this post


Link to post

"Why hello there! How goes your day,fellow warrior of the Sun?"

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

Share this post


Link to post

"Guys, I'm shaking, I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Tifa. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Tifa pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Square Enix create something so perfect? To fucking tantalise us? Fucking laugh in our faces!? Honestly guys, I'm just not fucking daijoubu anymore. Fuck."

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

Share this post


Link to post

Lol. Shots may be fired.

 

"Ah,the Sun is quite beautiful today,indeed."

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

Share this post


Link to post

"Hey guys, I think I'm cool and edgy. I mean, my mom says I'm cool and edgy, so it must be true. Wanna other reasons why I'm cool and edgy? Cause I make fun of people and things I don't understand, and I only listen to one band, and I get after anyone who has a different opinion than me, and I'll argue against anything, even if I don't fully understand the subject matter! There's other reasons why I'm cool and edgy, but those are the top reasons."

Quote

"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

Share this post


Link to post

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in the community.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...

This website uses cookies, as do most websites since the 90s. By using this site, you consent to cookies. We have to say this or we get in trouble. Learn more.