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You just finish excreting your solid waste from your posterior, but there's a giant, aggressive spider on the toilet paper roll, and you're an arachnophobe.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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You're fapping in the bathtub when your dog comes in and starts licking your genitals.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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You're walking down the street when a midget pops out, dressed in a bunny suit, and robs you at gunpoint.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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You're in Grand Central Station and find yourself suddenly in the middle of a flash mob.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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You wake up, your skeleton is missing, and your doctor is never heard from again.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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You just discovered your entire life has been a lie, and the planet is ruled by poo flinging monkeys.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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But that's true!

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You wake up to discover you've been gender-swapped overnight.

He just kept talking and talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic...

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You find out that your girl/boyfriend has been cheating on you for over a year.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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You get stuck behind someone who cant decide what to get after standing in kline for 10 minutes... at McDonalds...

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