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Seeing as Discord forgot... AGAIN, I'll continue as if she didn't.

 

 

[insert image of Discord's saying here.]

 

 

You find out that lil locket you sold for $10 is actually worth $1,000,000.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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you attempt to unlock your front door to discover you have someone else's set of keys and someone else has yours

"That which you do not know, is not a moral charge against you; but that which you refuse to know, is an account of infamy growing in your soul. Make every allowance for errors of knowledge; do not forgive or accept any breach of morality."

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Mainly because the front door is always locked from the outside, even if the inside says it's unlocked.

 

 

You discover that you're related to Adolf Hitler.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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You find out that you've won a million dollars, but you only get one dollar per day.

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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You discover that you are powerful enough in the Force to become a Jedi Knight.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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You wake up to discover that you're flying a helicopter mounted to an airborne great white shark descending into Swaziland, and you're eating your breakfast steak.

 

...Then Saxton Hale comes along and beats you up for mocking him.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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You find out that your favorite T.V. show just got canceled.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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