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Easy...the exchange between Mike and the Vort in Episode 2.

 

Mike : Hey BUDDY...Yeah, YOU!!...COME OVER HERE A MINUTE!!

 

Vort : Awwwwwwwwwww…hell…

[Coughs]…I ain’t do’en nuthin’ officah…

 

Mike : Huh?...oh, you’re not in trouble…I just have a question for you.

 

Vort : I ain’t SEEN nuthin’ neithah…

 

Mike : Do you think the COMBINE is a DUMB NAME for an ALIEN RACE? I mean YOU GUYS have cool names…

 

Vort : Ah don’t know…Ah was jus' goin’ down the STORE tah getsum BEER…

 

Mike : DAMN!...This EARLY in the morning?

 

Vort : Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh…I got an I.D.!!

 

Mike : Ahhhhhh….forget it, …just get outta here…

 

Vort : O.K., officah…

 

 

...it's all the better cause Ross does BOTH of the voices!

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Easy...the exchange between Mike and the Vort in Episode 2.

 

Mike : Hey BUDDY...Yeah, YOU!!...COME OVER HERE A MINUTE!!

 

Vort : Awwwwwwwwwww…hell…

[Coughs]…I ain’t do’en nuthin’ officah…

 

Mike : Huh?...oh, you’re not in trouble…I just have a question for you.

 

Vort : I ain’t SEEN nuthin’ neithah…

 

Mike : Do you think the COMBINE is a DUMB NAME for an ALIEN RACE? I mean YOU GUYS have cool names…

 

Vort : Ah don’t know…Ah was jus' goin’ down the STORE tah getsum BEER…

 

Mike : DAMN!...This EARLY in the morning?

 

Vort : Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh…I got an I.D.!!

 

Mike : Ahhhhhh….forget it, …just get outta here…

 

Vort : O.K., officah…

 

 

...it's all the better cause Ross does BOTH of the voices!

 

no way, really? I heve to check this

 

Edit: YOU'RE RIGHT! Man, He's a genius

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Easy...the exchange between Mike and the Vort in Episode 2.

 

Mike : Hey BUDDY...Yeah, YOU!!...COME OVER HERE A MINUTE!!

 

Vort : Awwwwwwwwwww…hell…

[Coughs]…I ain’t do’en nuthin’ officah…

 

Mike : Huh?...oh, you’re not in trouble…I just have a question for you.

 

Vort : I ain’t SEEN nuthin’ neithah…

 

Mike : Do you think the COMBINE is a DUMB NAME for an ALIEN RACE? I mean YOU GUYS have cool names…

 

Vort : Ah don’t know…Ah was jus' goin’ down the STORE tah getsum BEER…

 

Mike : DAMN!...This EARLY in the morning?

 

Vort : Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh…I got an I.D.!!

 

Mike : Ahhhhhh….forget it, …just get outta here…

 

Vort : O.K., officah…

 

 

...it's all the better cause Ross does BOTH of the voices!

 

no way, really? I heve to check this

 

Edit: YOU'RE RIGHT! Man, He's a genius

 

Check out the Podcast17 Episode where he and Craig are interviewed...it's hilarious!!

 

Podcast17: Episode 40.

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I'd say the whole "pyramid scheme from hell" conversation in the episode "Aliens" was pretty good.

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Loved the 2nd half of halloween safety! Strange, but I think the best part was when Dave told how to make napalm.

 

This was always my favorite episode. I loved the responses between the two.

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It's all fav Episode\Moment\Quote

 

the tunnel ep, dave being hit by the car scene and then him saying after being hit:

 

"I love our uniforms, All the fun of a motorcycle accident without the road rash"

 

That scene was so funny that with the rest of the vid was so good it's on the top on my rank list of cp eps

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I think it is in "Morning Patrol" when Dave asks mike what his superpower would be and when mike asks him he says:

 

 

"mind control but GOOD ming control, like if i was able to control everyone in the city At least"

-"Wait would you control me?"

-"Definetely, no question"

-"Dave I think you're the reason why some people sleep with a gun under they pillow"

 

 

I ROFLed so hard...

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I think it is in "Morning Patrol" when Dave asks mike what his superpower would be and when mike asks him he says:

 

 

"mind control but GOOD ming control, like if i was able to control everyone in the city At least"

-"Wait would you control me?"

-"Definetely, no question"

-"Dave I think you're the reason why some people sleep with a gun under they pillow"

 

 

I ROFLed so hard...

 

Mike: It's good to know you're not PSYCHO or anything.!

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"I've been working on the Ra-ailroad."

"EVERY POINTLESS DA-AY!"

"I've been working on the Ra-ailroad."

"WHILE MY LIFE GETS PISSED AWA-AY!"

"Can't you hear the whistle blo-owing?"

"SHATTER MY DREAMS IN THE MO-ORN!"

"Can't you hear the Cap'n sho-outing?"

"WISH I WAS NEVER BO-ORN!"

 

And also: "DAAAAVE! STOOOP IIIIT!" Mostly because I have friends who would do stupid stuff like that just to see people's reactions.

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My favorites are the ones that haven't happen yet. A surprising amount of CP comes out exactly how I envision it, and I can imagine way better stuff than what you've seen so far. I think for existing ones Dave ducking JUST in time to hit the beam in "On A Rail" and the ending to "Halloween Safety" are my favorites.

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"Wahcheechuchacheechochacheechuwa!"
And the way Dave moves his head while saying it is hilarious!
This should be on a gif I think.
Done.

 

civil_protection_friday.gif

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Listen to music that has a beat that fits Dave's head movement. Pretty hilarious stuff.

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