Jump to content

Freeman is paranoid.

Recommended Posts

From Episode 28

"Aliens aren't invading, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. The mailman's not spying on you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. What else... There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. Owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

Basically, just post some other things you think Freeman would be paranoid about.

 

Ex: "The catwalks are perfectly safe, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

Share this post


Link to post

I think this belongs more in the "Forum Games" index.

\m/ (^_^) \m/

Rock on.

 

O/

/|

/ \ This is Bob. Copy and paste Bob and soon he will take over internetz!

Share this post


Link to post

Perhaps, yes. Maybe an admin will move it. 'cause I don't think I can.

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

Share this post


Link to post

"Your suit doesn't need a grappling hook Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

Share this post


Link to post

"No one's making a movie about your life Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Quote

"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

Share this post


Link to post

"Your suit can withstand higher caliber bullets, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"You don't need a helmet, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"Bikes don't get sexually around when you sit on them, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"Your roommate isn't performing experiments on you while you sleep, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Share this post


Link to post

You didn't reverse time when you stepped into that teleporter while correcting your watch Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

Share this post


Link to post

"The government isn't gathering DNA samples from urinals, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

Share this post


Link to post

"No one is stealing your lunches, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

Quote

"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

Share this post


Link to post

"The government isn't going to kill everyone at Black Mesa if we have a containment breech, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"The administrator isn't a puppet to alien overlords, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

Share this post


Link to post

"There is no secret 'Cthulu Worship' Club at Black Mesa, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

I love you, yet can't stand to know you exist.

Share this post


Link to post

there is no thread on this forum that would be about your paranoia, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

Share this post


Link to post

There's no actor that looks like you Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

Quote

"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

Share this post


Link to post

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in the community.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now


×
×
  • Create New...

This website uses cookies, as do most websites since the 90s. By using this site, you consent to cookies. We have to say this or we get in trouble. Learn more.