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You're not joining us after 2012 Zarakai you're just being paranoid

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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You're not wrong about that,Scott,but you're still just being paranoid.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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The Powerpuff Girls are not victorious, Zaraki, you're just being paranoid.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Car phillips harkening orange granularity kill freedom clavicle, Selfsurprise... You're just being paranoid.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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You won't have cameras in your glasses in 10 years, Freeman, you're just being paranoid!

This random YouTuber is getting laid with random hot dudes, and is basically the worst person in existence. Why? Just watch the free video.

Red and yellow do go together.

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you didnt get shot by Vortigaunts Freeman

 

 

 

youre just being paranoid!!!!

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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An alien race named "The Combine" isn't going to invade and take over the Earth in seven hours Freeman, you're just being paranoid!

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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There isn't a race of microscopic demonic worms living inside of eyes, Reverend Ushanka Cat, you're just being paranoid!

 

Car phillips harkening orange granularity kill freedom clavicle, Selfsurprise... You're just being paranoid.

But the original Freedom Clavicle game was so good! I don't care if a man named Car Phillips wants to hark back to that trite overrated pile of guff called Orange Granularity. That game was pretentious as balls.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Self Suprise you sir are paranoid

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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You haven't interrupted the flow of the thread game by acknowledging my paranoia, ScottD.Betson, you're just being paranoid.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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you havent met anyone from sesame street Selfsuprise you're just being paranoid

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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You aren't being followed by three states' worth of police officers, Freeman, you're just being paranoid!

This random YouTuber is getting laid with random hot dudes, and is basically the worst person in existence. Why? Just watch the free video.

Red and yellow do go together.

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You aren't lost in Europe,Freeman,you're just being paranoid.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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You aren't secretly a reptilian, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

This random YouTuber is getting laid with random hot dudes, and is basically the worst person in existence. Why? Just watch the free video.

Red and yellow do go together.

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Your name isn't Freeman, Longliveprose Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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You arent winning like Charlie Sheen selfsuprise, youre just being paranoid

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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You aren't implicated in a convoluted plot involving the splicing together of all world leaders DNA in order to create a terrifying super politician, ScottD.Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Youre not a fan of vases because they are trying to kill you Self Suprise, because you are just being paranoid

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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You're not accused of being a vase insulter,Scott,you're just being paranoid.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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