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"There isn't a Swedish scientist that looks almost exactly like you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

I love you, yet can't stand to know you exist.

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"The military isn't finding you because of your beard Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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"Not all aliens are bastards, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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"The soldiers aren't really that stupid Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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"No one's lacing itching powder in your HEV suit, Freeman, you're just being paranoid

I love you, yet can't stand to know you exist.

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"There's no society of smooth talking midgets that syphons your gas, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

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There isn't text at the side of your eyes listing people you don't know while you're taking the tram Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

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"The FBI hasn't discovered your list Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

(I can't believe no one thought of this sooner. This is fun!)

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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"The underground tram system isn't haunted by the souls of the damned, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"The anemometers aren't trying to kill you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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"The military's disaster response protocol isn't to kill everyone Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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"The helmet to your hazard suit isn't trying to kill you Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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"The cake isn't a lie Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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"Your bank isn't stealing money from your accounts, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"Rabbits don't kill for sugary cereals, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"French fries aren't inhabited by societies of the world's smallest German spies trying to infiltrate your body and set up camp in your colon, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

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"The administrator's not a Bond villain, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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"The Hanes underwear fruit guys aren't alien ambassadors from a distant planet trying to make an informal declaration of war against our genitals, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"He's not going to start smacking his lips, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"The guns around here don't have live ammunition, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

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