Freeman is paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

"Life isn't a game Freeman; you're just being paranoid."

[Psychotic Ninja]

"Light Yagami isn't Kira, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[BTGBullseye]

Sex IS everything everyone makes it out to be Freeman; you're just being paranoid.

[Hühnerdieb]

We dont have a trash compacter Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[scott155]

"The HEV suit doesn't have a breathalyzer in the helmet that automatically reports your BAC to the administrator, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Twilight Sparkle]

"The HEV suit doesn't have a chain gun built in Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Pinkie Pie]

"Ponies aren't taking over the internet, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[Obsidian]

"Porn isn't used to cover up subliminal advertising messages bent on making Americans buy more cheeseburgers, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[Psychotic Ninja]

"No one's making jokes about your paranoia Freeman, you're just being paranoid again."

[Twilight Sparkle]

"The administrator doesn't just stare at security monitors all day Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[scott155]

"The janitors don't secretly control the business world, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Twilight Sparkle]

"The security guards aren't secretly Aperture spies Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[scott155]

"Black Mesa isn't going to secede from the US, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

EDIT: Fixed. I could've sworn I wrote secede and not succeed the first time.

Edited June 2, 2012 by Guest (see edit history)

[BTGBullseye]

Succeed doesn't mean the same thing as secede Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

[Psychotic Ninja]

"Men aren't fans of a show designed for little girls Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[scott155]

"The internet isn't deliberately ruining your spelling and grammar to make you look like an idiot, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[mehdawg654]

"The administrator isn't going to sell out the human race, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

"Aperutre Science isn't stealing our Xen crystals and is using them for inter-dimensional travel, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[scott155]

"Black Mesa didn't steal the Borealis and dump it in the Arctic to make Aperture lose grant money, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"Aperture didn't secretly rig the anti-mass spectrometer to malfunction, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Twilight Sparkle]

"We didn't add security doors to the test chamber because the beeps annoy you Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"The glass panels aren't all designed to shatter at the same time Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

"The water fountains are safe to drink from Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[Pinkie Pie]

Fuck you Freeman, you're just being paranoid.