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"Rise and shine, mister freeman, rise and shine"

"No want goskool,fivemoerminuss"

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

"Bitch, if I'm there, it's ALWAYS the right place"

"Wake up and, smell the ashes"

"Oh, whose house did I drunkenly burn down last night then? Probably my own, after all it doesn't look like I'm in prison. *looks around train, seeing citizens all wearing the same clothes* actually, it kinda does."

I dunno, I don't think he'd be very lucid after waking up from suspension. He'd probably be more confused or terrified than anything.

I HAVE to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not CRAZY!

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Some very good ones here, Ross is lucky to have a pool of quotes to draw from if/when the times comes for FM2. I just... I REALLY hope he doesn't go the route of not knowing Barney or Doctor Kleiner. And I think he should have some stake in the whole rebellion, not just be a selfish, shallow shit the whole way.

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Alyx:Let me call Dog, he loves to play fetch

Gordon:Oh I love dogs!

 

Dog appears

 

Gordon:What the hell is that! It looks like a mechanized grorilla designed by a fife year old!

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"Rise and shine, mister freeman, rise and shine"

"No want goskool,fivemoerminuss"

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

"Bitch, if I'm there, it's ALWAYS the right place"

"Wake up and, smell the ashes"

"Oh, whose house did I drunkenly burn down last night then? Probably my own, after all it doesn't look like I'm in prison. *looks around train, seeing citizens all wearing the same clothes* actually, it kinda does."

I dunno, I don't think he'd be very lucid after waking up from suspension. He'd probably be more confused or terrified than anything.

Nah. He's badass enough not to be terrified at any of this shit.

That or he'd be mumbling something about fermions.

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"Ugh, my head. I feel like all 12 elementary fermions are bouncing around inside my skull, 12-gauge bosons....speaking of 12-gauge, where's my shotgun?"

"Rise and shine--"

"AAAH! Oh, it's you again."

"--not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job--"

"Have I been drinking again? It would be just like me."

"--all the effort in the world would've gone to waste--"

"He's still talking to me. Better pay attention to what he's saying."

"--your hour has come again..."

Gman just stares at Freeman without speaking...

"...what? WHAT?! Oh, hey, do you have my shotgun? I seem to remember--"

"The right man in the wrong place can make ALL the difference in the world."

"Don't change the subject, asshole! Gimme my shotgun!"

"So wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes."

"Ugh, my head....I should NOT have been partying last night. Where am I? Some sort of train... Hey, fool."

"I didn't see you get on."

"I don't remember GETTING on. Where am I? Hey!"

"No matter how many times I've been relocated, I never get used to it."

"Uh, yeah. I'm just gonna go over here and not make eye contact. Yeah."

"Well, end of the line."

"Uh, okay."

Gets blinded by a flash from the flying camera

"AGH! MY EYES! WHY WOULD YOU....where the hell am I? Am I in Innsbruck? Did I dream graduating and going to work at Black Mesa? This doesn't look like Innsbruck and I--"

"Welcome! Welcome to City 17!"

"....hey, I know that voice. Oh god, it's him!"

 

(Egad, that went on for longer than I was expecting!)

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Rebel: Don't forget to reload Dr. Freeman!

 

Gordon: Yeah sure don't forget to reload Dr. Fuckman. Who the fuck told you to teach the Freeman? You ain't my captain! Idiot. *episode ends*

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Lamarr gets on Barney's head

Gordon: OH SH*T FACE HUGGER! WHERE'S MY CROWBAR? SHOT HIM DAMN IT!

Kleiner: Lamarr!

Gordon: That's you'r pet? Well i guess we can pet face huggers by now.

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"Woah this looks high. I'm wondering what is down there... maybe space? Man i love space! But if i fall i'll die... and i never come back... but seriously why do i have to take this seat? It's gonna take like a year. And then it stops and they fix it for 2 years. And it's even slower and 4 years! Plus that i can't count to 3! Even fat guys don't."

*gets on the seat*

"Woah! Don't look don't-"

*looks down*

"WOAH! WOAH! NO! GET ME OFF! I DON'T WANNA LIVE ON THIS SEAT! WAH! BLAWAWAH!"

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"Gordon, you made it through Ravenholme! Thank God!"

 

Gordon: "Was there ever any doubt?"

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Encounter with first headcrap shell:

*WHAM! (headcrabs climb out)

Freeman: (pause) The facehuggers can build aircraft now?!? How long was I gone!?!

*WHAM! (Another one lands nearby)

Freeman: Well, at least they suck at landing.

 

I would honestly expect him to say something about the pods the martians came to Earth in-in "War of the Worlds." Good H.G.Wells moment there.

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Freeman will take forever to complete Water Hazard. Then, when he makes it to Black Mesa East...

 

"Dr. Freeman? Gordon Freeman? You made it here, this quickly! Well, Eli is going to be amazed, not to mention relieved!"

"Quickly? What the fuck are you talking about? I took at least five hours to get here, and you say I made it here quickly? What the Hell kind of drugs are you on, lady?

He who fights drummers

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My guess is, once he finds a rebel base, he asks the rebels what's going on. The episode ends and in the next he takes a super long pause after he finds out that the vortigaunts are on their side, the combine took over the world in 7 hours, and beer is ILLEGAL in this new totalitarian world.

"The only real answer is to get drunk and set fire to things"

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"Now...about that beer I owed ya."

"What? Who are you and where is your beer?"

"It's me, Felix! Barney, from Black Mesa!

"Felix? Who the hell...

He who fights drummers

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I like to think that the can cop will mysteriously sound like Mike from Civil Protection.

I forget things a lot and I like chumtoads.

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"And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said: "F...{crash}YOU!"

"AHAHAHA! I think I hate him slightly less!"

 

"Well, Gordon, I see your HEV Suit still fits you like a glove. At least, the glove parts do. "

"Ha ha. Nice joke, Doctor Brown."

 

[after telling Gordon to back up, heads for terminal] "Yeah, I'm gonna need me some privacy for this.

"Oh god..your not going to.."

[works at terminal, deactivating security cameras]

[Freeman sighs in relief] Oh..good."

Now...

"Now?"

... about that beer I owed ya!"

"What beer?..Whatever. As long as its free, I'll take it."

 

I had too much fun with this :D

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Male Rebel: "When this is all over...I'm gonna mate."

 

Freeman: "Hell yeah! At least you have the same idea as me!"

 

Alternatively:

 

Female Rebel: "When this is all over...I'm gonna mate."

 

Freeman: "Why do we have to wait?"

He who fights drummers

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When he starts the game and notices that he is completely clean...

 

"Huh, I guess that guy gave me a bath and healed me while I was in stasis. That's nice...wait a fucking minute! If he gave me a bath, then that means...oh FUCK NO."

He who fights drummers

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"Fine scientist, Judith. She was up for your job at Black Mesa but you edged her out with your Innsbruck experience. "

 

"Oh, I'm sure she was the best cart pusher in her state."

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"Fine scientist, Judith. She was up for your job at Black Mesa but you edged her out with your Innsbruck experience. "

 

"Oh, I'm sure she was the best cart pusher in her state."

Sorry to admit, but that's the second thing at this thread that actually made me laugh :)

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