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Hell is drinking normal cola after years of drinking cherry cola.

 

(I'm sorry, I think I broke my imagination in the videogame fuse thread)

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Being thrown under the bus with one other person, and only having them to lean on.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Have a shitty ass computer that breaks on you, forcing you to save up for months for a new one, only for that to die on you a month later, and you're not hopeful that the simple solution that the pros say (online) is the fix that's needed, even though it should be.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Forced to live with a bad internet service provider.

A bad internet service provider has kidnapped you?!

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry...

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Hell is being repeatedly punched in the groin.

In prison.

Where you dropped the soap.

And Tyrone the Butt-King is standing behind you.

And Nikki Minaj is singing live.

Dressed in a catsuit made entirely out of blood diamonds.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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Being forced to play Final Fantasy XIII, repeatedly.

 

How can you do that though?

The game plays itself

mtBVldLtvD0

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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