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Babysitting

 

"Go to sleep"

 

"I don't want to"

 

"I said go to sleep! *pulls out crowbar*"

 

*crying* "I think I just wet myself"

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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I think he would be bad at playing Half Life

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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I think he would be bad at playing Half Life

Nah, he'd just use "sv_cheats 1" and "buddha" or "god".

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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I think he would be bad at playing Half Life

Nah, he'd just use "sv_cheats 1" and "buddha" or "god".

exactly why

He would be using HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!!!!!!

an hed also be bad at playing Half Life 2 as well as its episodes without cheats

but ill admit I did use God Mode for both games because I only wanted the Gravity Gun early

That things a fucking beast

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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He would be perfectly fine at playing it, he just wouldn't care enough about what you consider "good" or "bad" to do anything but what he wants to do. (some people are in it just for the story, and not for the 'try not to die')

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Buddha I think is a bit fair since you can enjoy the story without dying but with god mode you get everything, and really the only reason to use god mode is for the gravity gun

OT: using the gravity gun

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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OT: using the gravity gun

I'd say just not playing with the GG...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Working in retail, especially if he had a managerial position.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Having a Girlfriend

 

"I swear women are too crazy with those tazers. I swear some dates it's just "zap"!"

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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