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I have seen a lot of people saying that the mayan calendar ends in 2012. None of them have consulted Google. Please do so.

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Rumors have a tendency to grow into mass hysteria.

 

Mass hysteria has a tendency to grow into lots of dead people.

I bring you mortal danger and cookies. Not necessarily in that order.

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Rumors have a tendency to grow into mass hysteria.

 

Mass hysteria has a tendency to grow into lots of dead people.

Therefore...

 

Don't panic.

 

Foolproof.

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Don't panic.

 

Just read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... It tells you the truth about when and how the world ends.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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google. the all knowing, all seeing. It is wise, and it speaks the truth of this matter.

 

Praise google.

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google. the all knowing, all seeing. It is wise, and it speaks the truth of this matter.

 

Praise google.

Hallelujah! Google is LOVE! GOOGLE IS THE LIGHT!

 

Or maybe it's just a search engine.

A billion dollar worth search engine

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Who wants to hear my theory? The government has been hiding the impending asteroid or cosmic occurrence that is going to screw us all, because think of the pandemonium that would occur if people knew when they were going to die. There would be robberies on a daily basis, criminal activity would be high, and the suicide rate would boast beyond the hundreds of thousands. Why would a government tell us of this happening when the only result would be misery. And how would they feel when it turned out to not be true and that no one will actually die. I know this is very improbable, but it is possible. Thank you for listening. I made all of this up. You are welcome.

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^ Greet story mate

I personally think the Black Mesa incident becomes reality

Yeah, weren't there pictures people who look suspiciously like both Gordon Freeman AND the G-man working at the Large Hadron Collider?

 

Glad I don't live near there...

I HAVE to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not CRAZY!

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My gravy, yer right

 

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I think we've got a serious problem

 

Okay yeah we're screwed.

 

 

 

But seriously, lol. That's pretty funny.

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