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FREEMAN'S MIND: EPISODE 45

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... large amounts of unrelated stress causing me to nearly go into a mental breakdown, etc...

Goodness, what happened to you back then? And are you sure more Freeman's Mind can't solve it?

 

i continue to ignore the glowing NEW PMs button and whatever hideous moderator jokes lurk behind it

You're lucky you get any messages at all; I don't even hear from the Moderators, let alone jokes! :P

 

 

Hey man, Pest... Princess... all you 'P' named people, we're all cool here. Let's all hold hands, yeah? Let's all just enjoy some real groovy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdB-8eLEW8g Music, yo.

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I couldn't find the lyrics... So I made my own :twisted:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I have information vegitable, animal, and mineral

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical

I understand equations, both simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem, I'm teeming with a lot o' news

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

WHERE'S MY CHORUS?!

I'm very good at intergral and differential calculus

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know out mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's

I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogababalus

In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous.

"You know, this song is kind of dated."

"It's supposed to be MODERN Major-General..."

"I'm gonna add a new verse."

I can fire at a target and hit it at least half the time

Or graph out an electron path while using only numbers prime

I calculate the fall rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards

And perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards.

I can make a simulation of an atom bomb and build one, too

Or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them out of the blue

From SMGs to RPGs, I carry quite an arsenal

And skip around a warzone like a subatomic partical.

STILL NO CHORUS!

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Sorry guys forgot the last verse after the tank shoots at him :twisted:

Every soldier out here wants to kill me for my curiosity

I wage war on the whole damned world because of my tenacity

In matters combat tactical and phisics theoretical

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

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... large amounts of unrelated stress causing me to nearly go into a mental breakdown, etc...

Goodness, what happened to you back then? And are you sure more Freeman's Mind can't solve it?

 

Oh hey, it's a post I made four years ago that I'm now greatly embarrassed by.

 

Since I can't really remember anything specific back then, I think I was just being a massive prick back then and tried making up a bullshit excuse for it. I hate younger me.

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