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Also, why do the shower heads only spray out like... an absolutely tiny cone of water? If I want a shower, I want to be absolutely rained on. I want it to feel like a damn just broke inside my wall.

Because of international (read USA) regulations on water consumption for shower heads. (currently regulated to a maximum of 2.5 gallons per minute, 9.5 LPM, down from the pre-1994 rates of 5.5 GPM)

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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So because they're desperate for attention the Fallout 4 haters are once again populating the Bethesda forums and steam forums going "Uhhh these shouldn't be a dlc because mods can do it!" and I'm just sitting here going, what.

 

This is fucking ignoring the damn fact modders can do almost ANYTHING Bethesda can with the dlc. Modders have made new mechanics in Bethesda games,modders have added in landscapes and stories that are as big as the dlcs, modders can do a shit load of stuff Bethesda can BECAUSE MODDERS ARE USING THE SAME FUCKING TOOLS, maybe a bit watered down for legal reasons but literally everything script wise and editor wise can be used and tweaked by modders. The only fucking things modders don't have is the animation stuff, modelling, texturing and whatever was hard-coded into the game but besides that it doesn't even stop modders from adding new animations, models and textures to the game.

 

The whole fucking bullshit of "Well modders can do it" is just so disrespectful to both Bethesda and Modders themselves because these systems actually HELP modders out and take work load off independent modders. So fucking what if it costed 5-10 dollars for a small dlc that still has more damn content then what most companies churn out with their dlc, so fucking what if it's a robot building mechanic or a arena mechanic that modders can do themselves, it literally doesn't matter and Bethesda shouldn't limit themselves to just whatever modders can't do, if they did everything around what modders can't do they'd be extremely limited in dlc ideas.

 

It's nothing but another bullshit attack made by pissy little obsidian fanboys, witcher 3 fans who can't stop wanking off to CD Projekt Red and feel they must attack everything and idiots who think "Fallout 4 is a insult to rpgs". Fucking hell, I'm so sick of these assholes. I wouldn't be so pissed off if they had actual good criticism but most of the time they fucking don't.

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Holy fucking shit. If I'm helping a customer, DO NOT INTERRUPT US SO YOU CAN GET YOUR SHIT SOONER! Just be glad I didn't (subtly) raise your price because you're an impatient asshole.

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@Bidet: And the problem with mods is that they can break the game if not done right or installed right. If Bethesda make it into a DLC, they can ensure that everything will work right because you know... They would know the most about the game, THEY'RE the ones who made it. X3

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And the problem with mods is that they can break the game if not done right or installed right. If Bethesda make it into a DLC, they can ensure that everything will work right because you know... They would know the most about the game, THEY'RE the ones who made it. X3

+1 it only takes one mod to wreck the +50 other mods that were working previously and you have no way of knowing beforehand. Maybe if you're lucky the mod's page might list other mods that it conflicts with. But it can't possibly list all of the mods that it will conflict with. I honestly think mod sites like Nexus should have higher standards for curation. mod curation is the freaking wild west and it's one of the main reasons I stopped using +50 mods at once. Getting anything and everything I ever thought looked cool in Morrowind was a nightmare and practically drove me mad. Now I strictly try to avoid mods if I can help it or if I think a few mods would significantly improve a game then I limit myself to about 5 mods total per game. Anymore then that will make my head explode.

I'm not saying I started the fire. But I most certain poured gasoline on it.

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I turned on the TV while my internet was out, flipped through channels, and what did I find on three channels in a row? THREE televangelists. And what are they all talking about?

 

"Them gays is so harrible, they's destraying ar cuntry, an' gawd'll hellfire and flame and brimstone all o'er them there, and we look at Sodom and Gomorrah, because that's why gawd burned them thar cities, had nothing to do with raping an angel or anything, it ways tha gays! It's so disgusting, but people do it because they're lustful and too weak to resist tha pleasures of the body, because it just feels so good... Standin' behind him, guidin' his hands to the bed as you bend him over, leaning in close and watching him grit his teeth as you... *AHEM* Disgusting! DISGUSTING, I say, I SAY! ...Don't look at my internet history."

 

Because, you know, we totally can't see what's going on with half of these guys. Methinks that perhaps thou doth protest too much. Fucking hypocrites.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Because, you know, we totally can't see what's going on with half of these guys. Methinks that perhaps thou doth protest too much. Fucking hypocrites.

 

Oh, geez, you captured it all so well! :D Fucking hypocrites. Like - literally :lol:

 

Then - they are caught with a male escort and their pants down behind the altar... :D

 

Regards

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Because, you know, we totally can't see what's going on with half of these guys. Methinks that perhaps thou doth protest too much. Fucking hypocrites.

 

Oh, geez, you captured it all so well! :D Fucking hypocrites. Like - literally :lol:

 

Then - they are caught with a male escort and their pants down behind the altar... :D

 

Regards

 

A few have, actually. And my bit there is actually based on a real homophobic pastor who was clearly gay.

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"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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I turned on the TV while my internet was out, flipped through channels, and what did I find on three channels in a row? THREE televangelists. And what are they all talking about?

 

"Them gays is so harrible, they's destraying ar cuntry, an' gawd'll hellfire and flame and brimstone all o'er them there, and we look at Sodom and Gomorrah, because that's why gawd burned them thar cities, had nothing to do with raping an angel or anything, it ways tha gays! It's so disgusting, but people do it because they're lustful and too weak to resist tha pleasures of the body, because it just feels so good... Standin' behind him, guidin' his hands to the bed as you bend him over, leaning in close and watching him grit his teeth as you... *AHEM* Disgusting! DISGUSTING, I say, I SAY! ...Don't look at my internet history."

 

Because, you know, we totally can't see what's going on with half of these guys. Methinks that perhaps thou doth protest too much. Fucking hypocrites.

I personally don't think the televangelists are wholly exclusive to young men, they prefer younger prey on either persuasion, ideally both simultaneously. And maybe throw a few farm animals into the mix, while we're at it. I love how easy you can wind up homophobes with the whole "Who are you trying convince? Everyone else or yourself?" routine. You don't even have to really believe in the psychological compensation it cites for the accusation to annoy the living daylights out of them.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Did I specify young, at all? I'm just saying the most fervant homophobes tend to secretly be gayer than Doogie Howser in a field full of dicks.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Well, to be honest... I'm sure that in a statistically average field of dicks - there will be plenty of young ones :D

 

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Like Doogie's, for instance.

 

Oh, I found the video of the extremely obviously gay homophobic pastor.

 

 

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"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Did I specify young, at all? I'm just saying the most fervant homophobes tend to secretly be gayer than Doogie Howser in a field full of dicks.

I'm not sure what I did to warrant so hostile a reply, especially given that I was agreeing with your point. But then again I'm on the internet so maybe I ought to have known better.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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You are perceiving hostility that does not exist.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Did I specify young, at all? I'm just saying the most fervant homophobes tend to secretly be gayer than Doogie Howser in a field full of dicks.

I'm not sure what I did to warrant so hostile a reply, especially given that I was agreeing with your point. But then again I'm on the internet so maybe I ought to have known better.

It's because Seattleite's hostile towards anyone who's not him. Then claims to not be hostile.

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GUYS.Seriously.

Stop with this inane arguing.Back on topic,please.

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Don't worry about it. I wasn't really all that offended.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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It's because Seattleite's hostile towards anyone who's not him. Then claims to not be hostile.

I'm pretty that's just the way Seattleite used to talking. He doesn't mean anything by it.

I'm not saying I started the fire. But I most certain poured gasoline on it.

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I personally don't think the televangelists are wholly exclusive to young men, they prefer younger prey on either persuasion, ideally both simultaneously.

Reminds of Frankie Boyle back when he was on Mock The Week.

"And we appear to have a streaker! No, one of the alter boys has escaped from the vestry."

 

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Also, the final joke shows just how dated this clip is.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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