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I never get those enlargement emails. Just piles upon piles of hackers attempting to scam me for the information to my inactive World of Warcraft account.

 

First step to being successful: Spell correctly. Second step: Don't use hotmail. Third step: Target accounts you can actually get into.

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I get the occasional misspelled scam email about my "ITunes Account." Which I don't have. Also random dating offers from horny married women, which is made even more amusing when you consider that I'm both asexual and aromantic (which means I feel neither sexual nor romantic attraction to anyone). It's pretty great.

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I'm both asexual and aromantic (which means I feel neither sexual nor romantic attraction to anyone).

I'm almost the exact opposite, but I can fake it quite well.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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I recently did a reassessment of my sexuality and I'm fairly confident that I'm bisexual now. But the homosexual side of that is reserved only for guys I'm very close to and who I know are gay as well.

 

Basically, a random guy can't have my booty and I don't want his. But I could absolutely be in a relationship with a friend.

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You mean you're attracted to anything that moves?

Yes, but not sexually. I want as many friends as I possibly can, and crave female companionship at any relationship level.

 

And I can make anyone believe that I am or am not attracted in any way to them. (whether I am or not)

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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It took me a while to figure out I was asexual and not just a weird person who didn't have any interest in sex. (Same goes with the aromanticism.) I didn't even know it existed until a few years ago.

I forget things a lot and I like chumtoads.

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I'd say I'm also the opposite as well. Even now I still debate whether I'm just bisexual or all the way into pansexual and I basically prefer romance over sex even if I do have trouble getting close to people.

 

I recently did a reassessment of my sexuality and I'm fairly confident that I'm bisexual now. But the homosexual side of that is reserved only for guys I'm very close to and who I know are gay as well.

If you want the super specific term for that I believe it's Heterosexual Biromantic (or homoromantic if you only prefer romantic relationships with the same sex) It's basically a sexual attraction to the opposite sex with the capability of romantic attractions to both sexes. Just a guess :P

 

Don't ask me how I know these terms lol. I've spent unhealthy amounts of time on tumblr and some regrets are had. They seem to be all about labels over there.

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Oh, Tumblr. I've had to limit how much I go on there because it was just a bit too crazy for me and not good for my mood swings at all. The times I do go on there, the XKit extension has a blacklist and a post-blocking extension which I make plenty use of.

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So, in today's news... A Florida female human (I wouldn't call her a woman at this point) paid $20,000 to get a third breast.

Her reasons:

1. to make her unattractive to men (what person with 2 brain cells would ever come to his conclusion?)

2. to get a reality TV show on MTV (who hasn't even replied to her desperate pleas for recognition)

 

The overall result:

1. 50 men die from excessive masturbation to the idea

2. 5000 people die from facepalming too hard at her first reason

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I just got a spam email offering to "make me a new man." I guess they're offering gender reassignment surgery now.

I forget things a lot and I like chumtoads.

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I just got a spam email offering to "make me a new man." I guess they're offering gender reassignment surgery now.

 

Last time I checked my inbox it was full of stuff from old websites I forgot I even signed up for with maybe like one "date horny asian singles!" email.

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I just got one so beautiful that I had to screenshot the gmail entry.

 

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My most recent spam said that "small is a dirty word"... And then gave a random selection of numbers and letters.

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So I gotta ask, does anyone else on this forum find twerking horrifically unattractive? It's such a popular trend but it just makes me so uncomfortable, and yet I haven't ever seen anyone claim to not like it yet.

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