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And you're the Microsoft Zune. Which is to say that there's really no reason why, but nobody likes you.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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(Not an insult.)

 

Well, you're Steve Jobs. A dead man who got too much credit for stealing other people's work.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Clearly you didn't realize he was talking about the gaming section of Microsoft, greedy assholes who put too many restrictions in their products, but on the bright side: You're not as bad as EA, or Activision.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Two people in a row, not playing the game. What, the game rules too complicated for you?

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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You're obviously too dense to recognize a veiled insult when it slaps you in the face!

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Maybe if your insults had anything to them, they'd be easier to recognize.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Yeah, you're a supermodel alright. Pale as a bowl of rice, stick-thin and liable to get broken bones from a strong breeze.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Why thanks for the compliment, I would've though I was considered overweight... So does that mean that you're what the rest of the world calls "morbidly obese"?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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I most certainly do, but only when it's being used outside of my hearing to torture idiots... Kinda like you.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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