If bands became their own name

[Alyxx Thorne]

Deathshead from Wolfenstein: The New Order forms a nazi metal band and spends the entire concert just grinning creepily at the audience.

 

Next band: New Order

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

Basically that (even though they're the First Order)

 

 

Band: Marcy Playground

[Selfsurprise]

A sentient children's play area replete with slides, climbing nets and see-saws that possesses a distinctly female personality that likes to be called Marcy. It is currently under jurisdiction of the SCP Foundation.

 

Next: Agent Side Grinder

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Agent Smith became a skateboarder and now does some sick grinds on the side of the stage while simultaneously playing the guitar. Programming is magic.

 

Next: Monster Magnet

[Selfsurprise]

An absolutely titanic magnet appears at the edge of our solar system and draws the earth towards it due to its molten metal core, menacingly intoning "I DESIRE CONVERSE".

 

Next: Have A Nice Life

[longliveprose]

A collection of Microsoft Bobs with guitars.

 

The Animals.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Y8aGlOj2VFo

 

But, y'know, more of him

 

U2

[Selfsurprise]

The band members consist solely of two yous. They arrive onstage via a Lockheed U-2.

 

Next: Saint Pepsi