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Horrible Pickup Lines: The Half-Baked Thread Game

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Just a modest thread game because I haven't posted one in a while. Use your most perverse, senseless and/or otherwise awful chat-up one-liners on the user above you. For example, if this wasn't the first post, I might say something along the lines of...

 

Are you a hamburger? Because you could be the meat between my buns. ♥♥♥♥♥

:3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer: I'm genuinely sorry about this...

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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So, do the pickup lines need to be related to the ones above or no? I hope not cause...

Hey SelfSurprise, are you my homework I procrastinated? Cause I wanna do you all night long. ;)

"One small step for man, One giant leap for a midget!"

- Robbaz

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In mother Russia, line chats up you! ♥♥♥♥♥

 

So, do the pickup lines need to be related to the ones above or no? I hope not cause...

Sorry, I should've explained that better. It doesn't have to be unfailingly relevant to the user above, that's just a way of scoring bonus internet points. Any random cringeworthy and all sex-crimey comment will suffice.

God, that's awful.

You're doing it right! icon_lol.gif

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When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Why don't we go somewhere more comfortable and find your Woah G!-spot?

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Why don't we go somewhere more comfortable and find your Woah G!-spot?

You made me choke on my energy drink and now it's in my nose. Thank you. That's just what I needed.

 

Hey SelfSurprise, when your clothes come off, you're not the only one being pleasantly surprised.

"One small step for man, One giant leap for a midget!"

- Robbaz

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*In a 1700s Aristocratic British Accent* Why hello madam, I must say your bust and figure look ever so pleasing, fancy a shag?

I'm not saying I started the fire. But I most certain poured gasoline on it.

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Your chat-up lines are as subtle as the contents of my pants, Alyxx... :3

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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