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Bad news: You still have that hideous tumorous growth obscuring most of your face. Also, you are still kind of fat.

 

Good news: Due to changes in welfare law you will no longer have to pay for dental treatment!

 

 

Bad news: It looks like this:

 

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icon_lol.gif Nothing would please me more than be named after a newly discovered species of Blob Fish.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Bad news:Dental hygiene becomes unimportant in a bad way.

 

Good news:You finally bought a new wallet.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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Bad News: It falls apart very quickly, no refund, and you lost all of your money.

 

 

Good News: Even though you pretty much did nothing at all in your office job, you still get a promotion.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Bad news: It was actually a spaceship that looked like a meteorite. The aliens see this as an act of war, and invade Earth.

 

Good news: We outnumber the aliens 10:1

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Bad News: Each of them are the size of the titans from Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin), and smell terrible. Plus, they hate us.

 

Good News: There's an episode of Freeman's Mind 2 out!

The Official Accursed Farms Subtitles Compendium: https://goo.gl/aTBvzj

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Project Manager for Ross's Movie

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Bad News: Pfft. None.

 

Good News: Half Life 3 has been released!

"Ross, this is nothing. WHAT YOU NEED to be playing is S***flinger 5000." - Ross Scott talking about himself.

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PM me if you have any questions or concerns! :D

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Good News: FM 2 EP 1

 

Bad News: When it was released.....not sure if joke or not, also good friend of mine passed away

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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Umm.... I'm just going to ignore the confusion and just post a new good news.

 

 

Good news: That obscure anime you enjoy is getting a DVD/Blu Ray release

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Bad news:It costs a significant fortune since it is rare.

 

Good news:Fish get arms and legs.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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Bad news: Fish get gun and thirst for blood.

 

Good news: Marvelous Inc. gains the name rights to Harvest Moon, allowing them to stop calling their games Story of Seasons, and preventing Natsume from making terrible sequels.

"We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocations of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things." ~ Elric, the Technomage

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Bad news: Other aliens see this as an act of war and invade/enslave all of Humanity.

 

Good news: EA no longer has exclusive rights to the Star Wars games.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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(That's not good news really)

 

Bad News: Ubisoft is allowed to make even shittier star wars games

 

Good News: Half-Life 3 is finally released

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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Bad news: It's a VR exclusive game

 

Good news: EA removes microtransactions from their retail products and makes games like Battlefront II free to play, giving those who bought it a ton of exclusive loot and perks to compensate.

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(not really "bad news" because that's probably going to be the truth)

 

Bad News: People who bought the microtransactions feel ripped off and complain so much, that EA bring back payable microtransations into the game

 

Good News: I get to drive the Mad Max Ford Falcon XB "Intercepter" again around Coober Pedy for 3 hours

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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Bad news: It breaks down, and you have to pay upfront for the damages, cash only.

 

Good news: You got a big raise and a big promotion

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Bad News: You're fired the next day because of Affirmative Action wanting that Illegal immigrant in your place.

 

Good News: I repair the Interceptor fully, and it works without a hitch.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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Bad News: It explodes while you're using it, killing you in the process.

 

 

Good News: After President Trump's four years in office, we get the best President in the world.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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