Good news, bad news

[Selous Templar]

Bad (?) News: It's Donald Trump on his Second term

 

Good News: Donald Trump becomes the Emperor of the American Empire

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[HGARR]

Bad News: He gets shot by an antifa member the next day

 

Good News: A cure for cancer is discovered

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad News: It's a suit you have to put on, that's constatntly draining your health, and the only way to get your health back is to let the suit drain it from others, and you become Venom.

 

Good News: You've gained super powers from a spider bite.

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: the Spider had radiation, and you die from radiation

 

Good News: Communism is officially eliminated from existence forever.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Bad news: Socialism takes its place.

 

Good news: Global warming is not a man made problem. In reality it's just all the cows in India farting too much.

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: All the cows in India farting alot covers the ozone in Methane, then somone lights a match and burns the atmosphere away.

 

Good News: Planet Cracker Class vessels are finally built to explore the far reaches of space.

[HGARR]

Bad news: they discover that life on other planets doesnt exist.

 

Good News: Ross Scott finishes making 'the Movie'

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: He loses the data before it can be uploaded, meaning it's like it never happened.

 

Good News: the European Union is destroyed, resulting in the rebirth of EUROPA and the triumph of Western Civilisation into a new Renaissance.

[HGARR]

Bad news: nobody can think of anything bad coming from that!

 

Good news: an actual good alternative to youtube is released, leaving youtube obselete.

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: Google buys that too, leading it back to square 1.

 

Good News: Ruby Rhod is voted sexiest man in the known universe

[HGARR]

Bad news: he is the only man to have sex ever again.

 

Good News: A Cure for Down Syndrome is Discovered

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: it's Euthenasia

 

Good News: Need For Speed happens in real life

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad News: A lot of innocent people are killed due to all of the reckless driving.

 

Good News: Hunt Down The Freeman never stole assets, wasn't riddled with bugs, was cheap to buy, and over all an actually great memorable mod that everyone loved, cherished, and shared with their friends, including those who never played a HL game.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Bad news: Half-Life 3 still never happens.

 

Good news: Alyxx becomes queen of the world

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad News: Riots all around the world, due to everyone fighting over the new queen.

 

Good News: Everyone is given $300

[HGARR]

Bad News: Everyone goes to the shop asap to spend their money, causing fights and stuff.

 

Good News: America invades North Korea and kicks Kim Jong Un and his army's Butt.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad News: The rest of the world goes crazy, and World War 3 starts.

 

Good News: Ross Scott makes the movie.

[HGARR]

bad news: its Just Ross saying "April Fools", and that is the last video he ever makes

 

Good News: Dozens of new members join the Accursed Farms forums

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: they're all bots

 

Good News: Dead Space becomes a reality

[Alyxx Thorne]

Bad news: Dead Space becomes a reality.

 

Good news: Amy's Baking Company finally closes.