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So, I like reading conspiracy theories among other oddities. I also like watching "proof" videos of these things. Some of my favorites are people teleporting, dragons/aliens exist, and time travel (which is theoretically possible). What conspiracy theories, if any, do you enjoy? Share below. If you don't have any favorites, maybe search for some, and post them here.

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My favorite conspiracy has to be the Business Plot.

 

Basically, in the 1930s, a group of wealthy (like, stupidly wealthy) business leaders were accused of conspiracy to assassinate the president and use a military takeover of the government to turn the US into an Oligarchy (with them at the top). Apparently their plans went under because it turns out the general they went to with this idea was more patriotic than they first assumed.

 

Nothing came out of it; either the plan was too early on to have good evidence it existed, or the people involved were too rich to investigate. Notable among the businessmen was Prescott Bush. Yes, of THAT Bush family.

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There's this trend in Germany right now, of people who don't recognise the federal government and say that the real Germany is the German empire, which of course still exists.

As you'd expect, these people are usually on the verge of (or beyond) being complete nazis, not just because they're overly patriotic, racist and xenophobic, but because they believe in their own little mythology. Now you could fill the entire thread with just their right-wing bollocks, but my favorite would have to be Norbert Schittke (whose name is pronounced exactly as you think it is), but who gave himself the title "Fürst Norbert R. zu Romkerhall / Ritterhof aus dem Haus Schittke, Hannover, Windsor, Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und. Gotha" and sees himself as the true Chancellor of the German Empire. Yes, this guy thinks he's the new Führer. But that's not even the craziest of his beliefs.

So apparently, we are at war with 64 different countries right now (64 translates to pretty much every single country though). And of course, there are aliens, more specifically creatures from the star Aldebaran, who visit earth as diplomats because they want to team up with the best and strongest people. This includes none other than Adolf Hitler himself, whom they brought to their home planet(/star) which has basically been turned into a nazi's wet dream by now. Our new Führer claims to have had a nice little chat with an Aldebaran representative himself actually.

Also, the Dalai Lama is a good friend of Adolf Hitler, since he helped him build several entrances to the interior of the earth, where a lot of people are living right now.

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And of course, there are aliens, more specifically creatures from the star Aldebaran, who visit earth as diplomats because they want to team up with the best and strongest people. This includes none other than Adolf Hitler himself, whom they brought to their home planet(/star) which has basically been turned into a nazi's wet dream by now. Our new Führer claims to have had a nice little chat with an Aldebaran representative himself actually.

Also, the Dalai Lama is a good friend of Adolf Hitler, since he helped him build several entrances to the interior of the earth, where a lot of people are living right now.

 

 

Sounds like the German version of Scientology.

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There's this trend in Germany right now, of people who don't recognise the federal government and say that the real Germany is the German empire, which of course still exists.

As you'd expect, these people are usually on the verge of (or beyond) being complete nazis, not just because they're overly patriotic, racist and xenophobic, but because they believe in their own little mythology. Now you could fill the entire thread with just their right-wing bollocks, but my favorite would have to be Norbert Schittke (whose name is pronounced exactly as you think it is), but who gave himself the title "Fürst Norbert R. zu Romkerhall / Ritterhof aus dem Haus Schittke, Hannover, Windsor, Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und. Gotha" and sees himself as the true Chancellor of the German Empire. Yes, this guy thinks he's the new Führer. But that's not even the craziest of his beliefs.

So apparently, we are at war with 64 different countries right now (64 translates to pretty much every single country though). And of course, there are aliens, more specifically creatures from the star Aldebaran, who visit earth as diplomats because they want to team up with the best and strongest people. This includes none other than Adolf Hitler himself, whom they brought to their home planet(/star) which has basically been turned into a nazi's wet dream by now. Our new Führer claims to have had a nice little chat with an Aldebaran representative himself actually.

Also, the Dalai Lama is a good friend of Adolf Hitler, since he helped him build several entrances to the interior of the earth, where a lot of people are living right now.

 

This actually reminds me of guy who is literally trying to restore Russian empire (as in zarist Russia). Well, not overthrowing goverment (yet at least): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Throne_(micronation)

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Some people say that the flat earth theory can be disproven by the moon. Ha! Everyone already knows that there's absolutely no evidence of there even being a moon!

Also, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real.

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Some people say that the flat earth theory can be disproven by the moon. Ha! Everyone already knows that there's absolutely no evidence of there even being a moon!

Also, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real.

 

That might explain why some people still think the moon landing was faked.

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The Toynbee idea.

Basically, we can create heaven by ressurecting the dead on Jupiter. But we have to bombard Jupiter with oxygen first of course, because otherwise that would be completely ridiculous.

And there's a documentary about it (well, mostly about a nutter who believes this and places strange tiles about it on the ground everywhere)

 

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The Toynbee idea.

Basically, we can create heaven by ressurecting the dead on Jupiter. But we have to bombard Jupiter with oxygen first of course, because otherwise that would be completely ridiculous.

And there's a documentary about it (well, mostly about a nutter who believes this and places strange tiles about it on the ground everywhere)

 

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....even for a conspiracy theory, that sounds like lunacy.

Jack O'Neill: "You know Teal'c, if we dont find a way out of this soon, im gonna lose it. Lose it... it means go crazy. nuts. insane. bonzo. no longer in possession of ones faculties. 3 fries short of a happy meal. WACKO!!!!!!!!"

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