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Deploy the condom and then kneel the ho before you get the bj. If you don't deploy the condom, the dingus will be purple and yellow. Don't throw it up.

 

He who walks the path of ___ must avoid ___.

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He who walks the path of Darkness must avoid Darkness itself.

 

 

If I ever ___ you, you'll be ____, you'll be ___ me, and you'll be armed.

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WE WILL MAKE AMERICA kinda decent-ish AGAIN

 

yaaaay

 

I ____, therefore I ____.

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I am Micromanaged, therefore I am not.

 

 

Between the velvet ____

There's a ___ as hard as steel

The ____ never dies

Life's a neverending ______.

 

HOLY DIVER

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Between the velvet hard place

There's a dick as hard as steel

The pootis never dies

Life's a neverending struggle.

 

HOLY DIVER

 

 

 

Dear _____, I'm sorry about what happened. I haven't felt this bad since the time I accidentally _____ ___ in your hat and didn't tell you about it before you ____. I know our relationship has been a little stormy lately. You say you love _____, so what's a few raindrops between friends? Love, ____.

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Dear Cucumber, I'm sorry about what happened. I haven't felt this bad since the time I accidentally took a massive shit in your hat and didn't tell you about it before you put it on. I know our relationship has been a little stormy lately. You say you love Orange, so what's a few raindrops between friends? Love, Apple.

 

Ahhh, finally being able to ____ with ____ is beyond amazing!

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Ahhh, finally being able to smoke with da boiiiis is beyond amazing!

 

"We wish you a ___, and a happy new ___."

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I don't want to poop, I want other people to poop for me

 

I have ___ and ___, so you might wanna think twice before you ___ me...

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I have a raging boner and I'm not afraid to use it, so you might wanna think twice before you hug me...

 

 

Listen to my ____. This...may be our ____ ____.

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Listen to my magical seashell.This...may be our last day on Earth.

 

the secret to a ____ is ___.

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Mr. Smee farted, and then went on a holiday to Antarctica; And that is how I met your mother

 

"Remember kids, don't do ____! Or else you will ____."

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"Remember kids, don't do drugs! Or else you will be attacked by an angry Mr T."

 

I'm ____fist, and until we venture into the depths of ___ again, God-___ing-Speed

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I'm your fist, and until we venture into the depths of the sewers again, God- Speeding-Speed.

 

Look at this place... 50000 people used to ___ in this ___. Now its a ___... I've never seen anything like it.

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Look at this place... 50000 people used to fap in this warehouse. Now its a church... I've never seen anything like it.

 

You may ___ your ___ and ___ it in your ___!

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Wind breaks, Fire freezes, Water consumes, Earth is the homeplace of pastas'.

 

He who makes a ___ out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a ___.

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He who makes a c**t out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a shlong.

 

Give your ___ a good ol' rub. That's it. Nice and ___. ___ and spicy ___, YEEHEEEAH BOIII

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