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This Peanut only costs $399. Buy it today before I come to your local Mcdonalds and Sell KFC to you.

 

In the event of a ___, Ensure all __ are firmly within your __.

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In the event of a emergency, Ensure all trays are firmly within your ass.

 

If I hear ____ ____ one more time, I'm gonna ___ somebody

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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If I hear furry porn coming from your room one more time, I'm gonna order 100 pizzas to somebody.

 

 

I am going to ___, and I will have ___ pay for that.

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I am going to die, and I will have to pay for that.

 

I got your fortune cookie. It says: You're __________ outta luck

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I got your fortune cookie. It says: You're shit outta luck

 

 

Oh, have you been ____ here all this time? I didn't realize you meant ____ _____! I went to the other____ clear across the other side of the city. I had a ____ _____ and a ____ with fragrant oils. Too bad you weren't there... Stop talking to yourself!

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Oh, have you been fapping here all this time? I didn't realize you meant the duck! I went to the other licorice clear across the other side of the city. I had a Arnold Schwarzenegger and a pony with fragrant oils. Too bad you weren't there... Stop talking to yourself!

 

I have never ____ a ___!

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I never had a bee give me a back massage!

 

A new ____ From the producers who bought you _____, and ____2: ____.

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Marty, it's your Dog! Something needs to be done about your Cat!

 

When ___ is ___, I start ___.

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When Terriermon is saying "Momentai", I start drinking.

 

 

It was the ____ of ____, it was the blurst of times?!

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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It was the Cimlax of Project X, it was the blurst of times?!

 

 

One day, You're gonna close your ____, and when they ____, I'll be there. Then it'll be time to ____

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One day, You're gonna close your fly, and when they find out you're a furry, I'll be there. Then it'll be time to transform.

 

A wise man wishes for ____. A fool, on the other hand- wishes for ____.

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A wise man wishes for Capitalism. A fool, on the other hand- wishes for Communism.

 

"A man's got to know his ___"

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"A man's got to know his white cis gender racist sexist islamophobic PRIVELAGES"

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"Give a man a __, and he'll __ for a day. Give him a __, and he'll___".

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"Give a man a Fish, and he'll be fed for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll die praying for a fish".

 

"Remember ___ when I promised to __ you last? I lied"

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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"Remember 'Nam when I promised to send a medic for you last? I lied"

 

The last thing a man should think about when ___ is ___.

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The last thing a man should think about when ordering your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus.

 

My men are ___ked, ____ked, and ready to ___K!

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My men are Professor Ned ked, Dr. Humpfery ked, and ready to join the KKK!

 

"You know what they say: All toasters ___ Toast".

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