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Stop playing that Dag-Nabbed Devil's music, and come to Church boy.

 

Okay, listen up: Today, we are on a secret mission to get __ and __. Problem is, the Germans drank all the __, and ate all the __. So now, we gotta go ___!

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Okay, listen up: Today, we are on a secret mission to get gold and loot. Problem is, the Germans drank all the Mett, and ate all the strudel. So now, we gotta go take a dump!

 

So this is how ____ dies; with thunderous ____.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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Direct the gun so it is pointing in your face. Please.

 

"In times of peace, sons __ their ___. In times of war, Fathers __ their __."

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"In times of peace, sons beat their dicks. In times of war, Fathers measure their dicks."

 

It's just another ___, ____ goes on without ___, It's just another ___, no more ____ anymore.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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It's just another apocalyptic event, pain and starvation goes on without end, It's just another apocalypse, no more fish anymore.

 

 

 

He who doth not___, Shalt be __ before his ___!

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He who doth not wash his buttocks, Shalt be filth before his lady!

 

So this is the famous ____ eh? He's not as ___ as I'd have imagined.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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So this is the famous Donkey Kong eh? He's not as t h i c c as I'd have imagined.

 

"How do you hide ___ from a ___?

Put it under the ___.!"

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"How do you hide cheese from an elephant?

Put it under the basket.!"

 

These ___ have no ____ for such, beautiful ________...

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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These Burgers have no Meat for such, beautiful Buns...

 

Right... What the hell kind of name is ___ anyway? How'd a ___ like you pass ___ ?

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Right... What the hell kind of name is Eastwood anyway? How'd a Yellowbelly like you pass through town without getting shot?

 

He poured his children's ___ from glass, and from ___ wrought their hands, that none could ____ his judgement

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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He poured his children's piss from glass, and from hell wrought their hands, that none could fuck with his judgement.

 

The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning, thinking this is ___. But I think thats a ___, not a ___. To know ___ is kind of a freedom. Good time to take ___.

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The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning, thinking this is a lie. But I think thats a lie, not a truther. To know Kefka is kind of a freedom. Good time to take poop.

 

Oh ___! Ninja's back! Quick! Everyone _____!

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Oh my goodness! Ninja's back! Quick! Everyone do the flop!

 

 

If you give ___ to a ___, then nine times out of ten, it will ___.

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If you give water to a horse, then nine times out of ten, it will not drink.

 

Reliance upon ___ is weakness for the ____, but strength for the ___, wisdom and ___ lie in knowing your own ___ over time.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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Reliance upon centerlink is weakness for the bogan, but strength for the yobbo, wisdom and drugs lie in knowing your own sexuality over time.

 

How many ___ must die in the name of ___?

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How many children must die in the name of Islam?

 

Ye shall not __ from the house I have built...

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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Ye shall not piss from the house I have built...

 

Look at my ___, my ___ is amazing. Give it a ___, it tastes just like __.

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Look at my Horse, my Horse is amazing. Give it a lick, it tastes just like chicken.

 

...or commit any ___ or unrighteousness...

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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