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Stop playing that Dag-Nabbed Devil's music, and come to Church boy.

 

Okay, listen up: Today, we are on a secret mission to get __ and __. Problem is, the Germans drank all the __, and ate all the __. So now, we gotta go ___!

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Okay, listen up: Today, we are on a secret mission to get gold and loot. Problem is, the Germans drank all the Mett, and ate all the strudel. So now, we gotta go take a dump!

 

So this is how ____ dies; with thunderous ____.

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Direct the gun so it is pointing in your face. Please.

 

"In times of peace, sons __ their ___. In times of war, Fathers __ their __."

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"In times of peace, sons beat their dicks. In times of war, Fathers measure their dicks."

 

It's just another ___, ____ goes on without ___, It's just another ___, no more ____ anymore.

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It's just another apocalyptic event, pain and starvation goes on without end, It's just another apocalypse, no more fish anymore.

 

 

 

He who doth not___, Shalt be __ before his ___!

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So this is the famous Donkey Kong eh? He's not as t h i c c as I'd have imagined.

 

"How do you hide ___ from a ___?

Put it under the ___.!"

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These Burgers have no Meat for such, beautiful Buns...

 

Right... What the hell kind of name is ___ anyway? How'd a ___ like you pass ___ ?

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Right... What the hell kind of name is Eastwood anyway? How'd a Yellowbelly like you pass through town without getting shot?

 

He poured his children's ___ from glass, and from ___ wrought their hands, that none could ____ his judgement

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He poured his children's piss from glass, and from hell wrought their hands, that none could fuck with his judgement.

 

The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning, thinking this is ___. But I think thats a ___, not a ___. To know ___ is kind of a freedom. Good time to take ___.

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The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning, thinking this is a lie. But I think thats a lie, not a truther. To know Kefka is kind of a freedom. Good time to take poop.

 

Oh ___! Ninja's back! Quick! Everyone _____!

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Oh my goodness! Ninja's back! Quick! Everyone do the flop!

 

 

If you give ___ to a ___, then nine times out of ten, it will ___.

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If you give water to a horse, then nine times out of ten, it will not drink.

 

Reliance upon ___ is weakness for the ____, but strength for the ___, wisdom and ___ lie in knowing your own ___ over time.

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Reliance upon centerlink is weakness for the bogan, but strength for the yobbo, wisdom and drugs lie in knowing your own sexuality over time.

 

How many ___ must die in the name of ___?

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Ye shall not piss from the house I have built...

 

Look at my ___, my ___ is amazing. Give it a ___, it tastes just like __.

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