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Superintendent, I hope your ready for mouthwatering spit!

I thought we were having blood?

Oh no, I said urine! Thats what I call poop!

 

 

"You call ____burgers steamed ____?"

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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"You call assburgers steamed autism?"

 

Well, its a ____ dialect

Oh yea? What ___?

Upstate ____.

Well I'm from ___ and i have never heard the phrase ___

Oh not ___, its an ___ expression.

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Well, its a strange dialect

Oh yea? What burger?

Upstate downcity.

Well I'm from Uranus and i have never heard the phrase downcity

Oh not an alien, its an American expression.

 

 

" I see. You know, these ______ are quite similar to the ones they have at ____ ____"

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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" I see. You know, these Krabby Patties are quite similar to the ones they have at the Chum Bucket"

 

"Oh-ho-ho no, these are patented _____ burgers, and old _____ family ____."

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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"Oh-ho-ho no, these are patented dumb burgers, and old crazy family dog."

 

"For steamed _____."

 

"Yes"

 

" Yes. And you call them _____ _____ despite the fact that they are obviously _____."

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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"For steamed victory!."

 

"Yes"

 

" Yes. And you call them Muslims despite the fact that they are obviously Indians."

 

 

Good lord what is happening in there?!

___ ___.

___ ___? At this time of day, in this part of the ___ localized entirely within your ___?!

Yes.

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Good lord what is happening in there?!

Naked Grandma.

Naked Grandma? At this time of day, in this part of the house localized entirely within your timezone?!

Yes.

 

 

"May I ___ it?"

"No."

"______! The house is on ____!"

"No, Mother. It's just the _____ _____."

"Well, _____, you are an odd fellow but I must say you ____ a good _____."

"Help! Help!"

 

FiretruckSiren.exe

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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May I Shoot it?"

"No."

"Nigga! The house is on Crack!"

"No, Mother. It's just the Drugs I gave you."

"Well, Doctor, you are an odd fellow but I must say you make a good fuck."

"Help! Help!"

 

 

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand ____. The ____ is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of ____ most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s ___.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The show is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of IQ most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s ears because they're not watching this piece of shit show.

 

I smoke two ___ in time of ___, and two in time of ____,

I smoke two ___ before I smoke two ____,

And then I ___ two more

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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I smoke two Salmon in time of Chaos, and two in time of Decay,

I smoke two Steamed Hams before I smoke two Memes,

And then I unleash a Demon, and I unleash two more

 

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in _____

This is going down in _____

If you wanna be a ____ Number One

You have to ____ a _____ on the ____

Just follow my moves, and ____ around

Be careful not to make a ____

(Shh)

(No, don't ___ that!)

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Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in assholery

This is going down in your throat

If you wanna be a twat Number One

You have to fuck a donkey on the lips

Just follow my moves, and sleep around

Be careful not to make a meth of things

(Shh)

(No, don't fuck that!)

 

 

 

"That _____ really tied the room together"

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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"That didnt really tied the room together"

 

"Who lives in a ___ under the ___?"

"____bob___pants!"

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"Who lives in a house under the sky?"

"cheesebobshitpants!"

 

Then everything changed when the _____ nation attacked!

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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Then everything changed when the Transgender nation attacked!

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on the ____

Humpty Dumpty had a great ___

All the King's ___ and all the King's ___

Couldn't put ___ together again.

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Put me in the dungeon and then whip my back so hard it bleeds!

 

Gee, it sure is ___ around here!

My ___, this ___ is what all true ___ strive for!

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Harry Potter reached into his knickers, pulled out his revolver, and shouted,"Avarda Kadabra, Motherfucker!"

 

 

A little ___ now and then, is ____ by the wisest men!

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