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...or commit any sex or unrighteousness...

 

Your mums so ___, that when she goes ____, she says "_____".

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Your mums so boring, that when she goes poop, she says "gotta poop".

 

 

Wait, I'm ____. Are you asking me to get ____? Because I'm not gonna say no, but I shouldn't say yes.

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Wait, I'm wet. Are you asking me to get wetter? Because I'm not gonna say no, but I shouldn't say yes.

 

Halcyon, and ____ and ____.

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Kitty, if I don't make it, delete my search history.

 

"I don't care if you ___, I am going to ___ if its the last thing I do!"

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"I don't care if you are a woman, I am going to send you back to the kitchen if its the last thing I do!"

 

...and the land of the ___ consume you." - The book of ___

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...and the land of the Dinosaurs consume you." - The book of gay pranks

 

Would you love a ___? would you understand the beauty of the ___?

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Would you love a wamon? would you understand the beauty of the wamen?

 

Bunch of slack _____ faggots around here; this stuff will make you a goddamn ____ sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like ___

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Bunch of slack millenial, hippie, vegan faggots around here; this stuff will make you a goddamn Autism-diagnosed sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like Colonel Sanders

 

Never ___ Sexy Women.

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Bite the nutri bullet you unhealthy fuck.

 

____! Fuck Yeah! Coming again to save the Mother Fucking ____!

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AMERICA! Fuck Yeah! Coming again to save the Mother Fucking CHEETOS!

 

Tonight, on Unsolved ___, we find out, who gives a ___ about Bigfoot. UPDATE: apparently nobody gives a __ so ___ him.

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Tonight, on Unsolved Crosswords, we find out, who gives a lot of true information about Bigfoot. UPDATE: apparently nobody gives a fuck so we'll never find him.

 

Just like a ___, only ___.

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the cops hops on pops with props on top.

 

Cinderella, dressed in ___, went upstairs to kiss a ___. By mistake she kissed a ___. How many ___ did it take?

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Cinderella, dressed in her birthday suit, went upstairs to kiss a woman. By mistake she kissed a boob. How many hours did it take?

 

 

Well, _____, I made it - despite your _____.

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Well, bitch, I made it - despite your cooking.

 

Thank you ___, but the ___ is in another ___!

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